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Posts by ari fishbein
Found a bougie bassinet for cheap on Craigslist and asked the guy for the pickup address. He said “I can send you the address when you’re on your way if that works.“ Motherfucker, on my way WHERE???
Thanks Pat! ❤️
I’m thinking about this because we did maternity photos yesterday, and, I say this with all love and respect to my beautiful wife and mother of my unborn child: she got smilemogged
I never knew how to smile in photos until I read this blog from Dan McQuade (RIP) about John Madden (RIP) and how a photographer taught him to smile by saying “TESTING.” I’ve been doing this for four years now and frankly have been smilemogging my friends and relatives defector.com/john-madden-...
Are the government Twitter accounts speaking Latin today can someone check in
They needed something to base a Mark Wahlberg movie on
the time has come
Gary Larson bodied by Twitch
My wife’s boyfriend is associating with known antisemite Hasan Piker. Wait until she hears about this…
Seeing a job you like and discovering it’s only on these fake ass Temu job boards is so infuriating man
Great news everyone, the kids are playing edgelord humor flash games again. They’re going to be all right!
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gooooooodness me
sitting in traffic when a smart beautiful woman, w/an amazing personality, walks close by—about 5ft away. i lock my car doors out of respect
@sheilkapadia.bsky.social @zberm.bsky.social whooping in my kitchen at the mention of Walter Thurmond III
Go birds
The Nazis on Twitter are bad but I think the Joel Embiid Haters on there are significantly more dangerous and hateful
your man is watching “Baseball” on “Netflix” while I’m enjoying the triumphant return of Joel Embiid to the hallowed hardwood of the XFinity Mobile Arena. Don’t compare us.
2 weeks late pop culture take: the last episode of Neighbors was amazing
hey buddy git shabbos
I think we should reclaim the happy merchant. He’s done nothing wrong.
i wish all my dear muslims a very Eid Mubarak
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Holy FUCK I’ve never listened to this guy talk. Oh my god. It’s like listening to a homework assignment on 1.8x speed to get through it
This view that Christians are in a spiritual war against Muslims and “Marxists” is the prevailing wisdom of not only 90% of American billionaires but probably half the country as well. It’s totally normalized even though it’s a deranged racist fantasy.
Yes but on a series of 48-hour contracts
Grape headed Voldemort ass motherfucker
we’re all trying to find the guy who did this and give him a spanking
How dare you soil this memory with your bloodthirsty propaganda? This is about Reggie Bush getting jacked up youtu.be/ArR7Wk2R8tw?...