Adam Iâm so sorry. After so many years of awesome Fozzie photos, I felt like I knew him! What a good boy he was, and what a wonderful companion you were to have given him such a life. This is the worst part of the pact we make with pets - much love to you and the family.
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Also the sound was terrible during that shtick! Like maybe thatâs the right time to spring for a few extra mics?
When we were kings
Every east bay person I know feels like theyâve met her or babysat her or saw her at the Grand Lake or whatever. So pure.
Wow, Judaism deep cut! Do I get to throw shank bones like Castlevania axes? We should probably be consultants
This is amazing! Please tell me the health pickups are black and white cookies
LOL this is so badass
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Ham Duet
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RIP to the fucking funniest person on the planet. Iâm crushed. Keep âem up, Cookie.
Shout out to everyone in LA setting off barrages of dog-upsetting fireworks that no one can see this year because of the huge storm, happy 2026 you S-Rank dicks
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRAISES
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Oh my god. Vince was a visionary talent and more importantly a genuinely nice guy. Heartbreaking.
Itâs hard to describe how you feel after seeing David Byrne. Hopeful? Buoyant? Inspired?
Yes.
Iâve shit my pants 4 times watching this game
Shohei motherfucking Ohtani
Also Discs of Tron. And then maybe the old lightcycle sequence in the Disneyland Peoplemover. But thatâs gotta be it.
Did you ever read the Lone Wolf books by Joe Dever?
Holy grail shit. Love it.
When we were kings
Sweet Thing
Youâve Got the Love
Somebodyâs Watchinâ You
Found this E3 2004 gem in the storage bin today. No idea if stuff like this is valuable, but sure is cool.
Incredible! I would have instantly shit my pants, and then put the Shit in the Weathered Hat I found inside the hollow of Old Man Tree, and then I would have typed Throw Shit Hat at Leprechaun to get him to drop the Shiny Goblet (that you have to piss in to get past the troll bridge)
I was unprepared for your badass ice cream pun game, Canada
Weâre have to find someplace else to avoid at 1:45 am next year
In 1994 I won a Vesuvan Doppleganger and a Demonic Tutor and itâs been downhill ever since