Pretty proud of this one on the mugshot of some Nazi fuck that drew a swastika on my friends queer bar where we do poetry.

Every now and again I remember my former brother in law believed with his whole damn heart that Mcdonalds (yeah that one) started in Hooksett, New Hampshire, and I’m just like… pretty glad we don’t talk no more.

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It’s already the weekend of the fourth, so you already know what that means I’ll be up to. Tickling the repro organs with a paintbrush in the front yard, you’re got damn right brother, fuckin’ nailed it bro.

Three more different flavors and I can finally power the Zynfinity Gauntlet.

If that dudes the poison pill, good. Get out now. One Nazi in a bar that isn’t bloody and unconscious means you’re in a Nazi bar now. You don’t need to pretend not to hate evil people like a capital D Democrat. What they do in Congress ain’t got shit to do with how with what we need.

GOVpeeps: Protecting your right to know and critique. Sharing government posts across platforms<br>to protect your right to know and criticize where you choose.

So since I’m one of the ones that knows the bones of Bluesky, anybody who’s got a spinup server is absolutely *not* shaking hands with govpeeps .us, right?

Bsky’s federated, you don’t have to tolerate that shit and Vance and the tradcaths can just fuck off into the void. This is your time sysadmins

I hope the fuck not. Keep Nazi twitter on Nazi twitter. Thankfully this platform actually lets people prevent people having a funnel full of diarrhea shoved down your throw, so thankfully, I don’t have to ever engage with you other than this one hit and run.

Fuck yourself you fascist prick.

If you did the “spot the difference” games in Highlights magazine when your parents took you to the pediatrist as a kid you’re probably immune to AI advertising.

Hot take: tall sandwiches are lazy as fuck, get yo ass up and make a wider bun if you call yourself a gourmet eatery, fucking cowards, you want me to climb your meat mountain but are too weak to attempt a baked good? Fools, the lot of you, git gud bro.

Ayo, hot sauce people, these are my daily drivers but I need something hot but less vinegary than the Melinda’s and flavorful but less hot than the garlic reaper. Any recs?

When you think your cat might steal your carnitas while you’re asleep so you put on a really loud top hat.

Sidenote, if you don’t want the USPS to get privatized call your local reps and tell them to tell DOGE to go fuck themselves, cause first broccoli haircutted radcath twink named spermaXxX I see in my facility I’m tossing into an automatic tray inductor.

One of my favorite things about my job is the random occurrence of folk art. Here’s some faves I’ve found recently.

Jara- Fleet Foxs

Cloud City-HUM. (EVEYBODY SLEPT ON INLET ITS A MASTERPIECE ALBUM)

Bankrupt On Selling-Modest Mouse.

I really want to try cooking with these guys so I’m gonna leave a pile of sugar cubes in my crisper drawer to save some money.

Poetry by Gregory Smith Neal Wellons  CC BANDO!!!   I’m listening to Bando Stone And The New World and reading a Donald Glover interview and he says really, I feel sorry for y’all, you really didn’t even get...

Just got three poems out in @antiheroinchic.bsky.social ! One is new shit and the other two are in Profligate Angel, take a look! I love these poems yall.

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Anyhow, I got three poems dropping soon. Stay tuned. Here’s the cat tax for the plug.

There may be a few things more repugnant than reporting war crimes in the Passive voice, but I haven’t witnessed them personally.

“Israeli defense minister releases statement affirming that civilian home moved into path of falling ordinance.”

To be celebrating the 2nd anniversary of my book, I’ll be going live on instagram THIS FRIDAY!! Please join me in reading poems & answering reader questions!

If you’re following me, it’s always been and always will be #freepalestine. It will always be fuck the isreali state and their genocide, it will always be fuck Balfour, it will always be fuck the UK and France for vivisecting Palestine in WWI. And you will never hear an apology for it.

I want to share my writing and I love a good trend!

Should probably dump out this bag of pickle juice in my cupholder huh?

Uh, where is this, I need to drop something and go there with Miko.

Alright, fine, I planted the fucking shallots that I’ve been excited about since I pre-ordered them before harvest. Let it be known I can sometimes stifle procrastination.

Stupid shallots and their stupid little roots, fuck you for needing nutrients and shit, I can’t wait to julienne you little bastards.

Sigh, it’s raining, but I really gotta get these Griselles planted before they turn. I ain’t buy heirloom seed shallots just to fuck em all up. 😓

Really though, I’m going to mourn the fact that for fourteen years I’ve cucked every Greg Smith living in South Portland when my gregsmithsopo tag finally is available again on Twitter.

Oh well, we all make sacrifices.

If you wanna add me up in there, I’m one of the staff at Slam Free Or Die in New Hampshire, I’ll gladly pass on names for booking.