I forgot to buy a costume, so I guess I'll just have to be a cunty fairy like every other day.

There is evidence to suggest CBT doesn't particularly help neurodiverse people, which is why I prefer dick and ball torture

The AI Chatbots haven't learned about gooning yet, so at least my job is safe.

Isn't most of that cast dead/dead to me?

Today, an old lady on the bus saw my feed... So to whoever's gaping asshole that was, my bad.

I don't know what everyone's complaining about, I personally love when TV shows and movies don't resolve their stories in any meaningful way.

GAY JUDOMASTER CONFIRMED

Existence is Penne... like pain... sad pasta?

Is this Marxism?

I do love my phone but it does of course contain the horrors

I feel like that's just coke

2am and looking at puppets on Etsy... this is kind of exactly where I thought I'd be at this point in life.

I don't care if the meme has passed, I will never pass up the opportunity to say "go piss girl"

nice jam you’ve got there, be a real shame if someone pumped it up

no I don't have feelings cause feelings are gay

So anyway I'm putting together a Dina, Soul Steeper commander deck and I've decided that all my creatures need to be witchy as fuck

A fun thing about Magic the Gathering is that it is exclusively played by the loneliest people you'll ever meet.

I’ve never once watched a monster movie and wondered who the real monsters are. It’s the guy with pointy teeth. that’s how you know

That's crazy. Gromit is obviously full of unrequited love and sexual desire for Wallace.

despite everything, i’m still holding on to the hope that the venga bus is coming

I always suspected you were a water type

it's time to kill the music
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight

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god forbid women do anything

New year, same old me.

I fear a lifetime of gay sex has turned me into a homosexual

the 2020s have been a fantastic decade if you judge it purely by the quality of its Sonic the Hedgehog content and literally nothing else