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Posts by Steve Tallantyre

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He'll score next week when he should be suspended. Guaranteed.

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“Buy our home security package named after someone who was utterly destroyed by a back door break-in he didn’t see coming because he was focused solely on the front door.”

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Donnaruma, WTF was that? If a Sunday league keeper did that, they'd get the piss taken out of them for months.

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In the Guardiola-influenced era of football it's all been about inverted wingers. That might change in the next few years but for now, crossing from wide still seems to be plan b for most.

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A friend yesterday described Muphy as a talented golfer with only one club in his bag. He can hit a cross but seems woefully unequipped for everything else.

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Maybe being second choice behind the risible Elanga has ruined his confidence. But he's done nothing recently to show he's much better.

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Tonali at least put a shift in, plenty of running, but on and off the ball he made odd choices.

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In the stadium yesterday, it looked like a game of walking football at times. Strolling around, ponderous decision making.

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I'm torn between wanting it to end and not at all wanting the World Cup to start.

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Would have loved to do it but there's no way I was going to be able to get up and get there this morning after a very rare night out in Newcastle with my mates! Fingers crossed I'm here for another one in the future.

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I used to go to every fixture I was in the country for, home or away, but I can only do home games these days.

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First time this season that I'm in the UK at the same time as a non-friendly Newcastle home fixture. Not the best circumstances but every visit to SJP is special. Bring on the agony, howay the lads. #nufc

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The first game for my kids was a home defeat against Huddersfield in the championship. Could be worse 😀

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I used to do karate at a high-ish level and a bit of boxing and I knew a few people peripheral to the world of 90s bouncing. If all else failed I'd drop names and sometimes it even worked, despite my evident callow youthfulness. They certainly never believed I was 18, even when I was actually 18.

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I was a very young looking 17/18 in 1992. The Ritzy was a nightmare, always a worry if I'd get in for sixth form nights.

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"MAGA Jesus! What is best in life?”

"To crush your enemies, See them driven before you, And to hear the lamentation of their women.”

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Always nice to see Madrid lose. An unpleasant squad of petulant, spoiled children. Even better to hear McManaman suffering on commentary, after his usual insight-free 90 minutes of biased nonsense. Very enjoyable game.

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Trying to explain St Augustine to the pope, the former head of the Augustinian order, who wrote his doctoral thesis on Augustine, on his way back from celebrating mass at the Basilica of St Augustine in Annaba, Algeria, overlooking the site where Augustine lived is peak Adult Catholic Convert.

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Wednesday

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Here’s just ONE of the artists Marvel Studios let go today:

Wesley Burt, a brilliant veteran, one of the best in the industry. He made the viral Fantastic Four Valentine’s day card!

He was also pivotal for the look of many films and shows like for example Loki, Black Panther, Avengers and so on!

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Atlético tonight played the kind of fast, direct, combative, high-intensity football that Howe wants at Newcastle but the technical floor of the team is much, much higher. Even at our best in recent years, we haven't had quality on the ball like that across the whole pitch. #nufc

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What. A. Game.

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It's amazing. Sorry. Goals, disallowed goals, red cards, players bleeding and wearing Terry Butcher head bandages. Best game of the season contender.

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This Atlético vs Barça game is a cracker. Really high quality football, a lively crowd and both teams thinking they can win it.

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Directed graph showing "mall", "maul", and "mallet" from Latin "malleus"

Directed graph showing "mall", "maul", and "mallet" from Latin "malleus"

Homophones "mall" and "maul" don't seem to share much meaning, but they are in fact cognate; both from Latin "malleus": "hammer".

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How the director of Con Air accidentally invented Rickrolling Years before he directed Con Air, Simon West made a music video for Rick Astley, only to see Never Gonna Give You Up become an internet meme.

Years before he directed Con Air, Simon West made a music video for Rick Astley, only to see Never Gonna Give You Up become an internet meme.
filmstories.co.uk/news/how-the...

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