You know what, fuck you
*Teaches your hypnotized drone army how to unionize*

“Why did everyone in Marketing take a bathroom break at the same time and what’s that smell?”

Girls love me because I’m
Free-useslop.

Sorry can’t go to the beach.
Yea, the Ocean Madness turns me gay.
Yea like Robber Eggers The Lighthouse.
Yea.

She’s got techniques you’ve never even heard of before.

OH I’M GONNA 😤

I meant Marry me but you can merry me too if you’re jolly enough.

This has stumped me for years.
If it’s furry it’s self explanatory, if it’s anime styled it’s hentai, but if it’s just western style art that happens to be erotic what is it?

I just call it “Drawn Porn” or “porn art”
But neither sounds right.

It’s actually such unfair bullshit that there are people with the last name Wolfhart.
Your name is WOLF HEART, the coolest thing I can fucking imagine and everyone else has to walk around with the last names Brown and Smith and Hernandez and Wilson???

If you’re a Wolfhart merry me IMMEDIATELY.

Doodling and Jax came out??

When you learn your demonology from the internet instead of invoking the ancient texts from tomes bound in human flesh can you really call yourself a fan?

When there’s no Bob Dylan at the function.

The ladies love me.
I’m like if Peter Griffin was white.

As always, you get it.

You get it

Did you know when you have a bad week you can be really cringe about it for free?

Godspeed You Black Emperor - The Dead Flag Blues YouTube video by sonikku dammit

Pokopia Gameplay:
“Hey, I got you this Berry because you’re ’Berry’ sweet!” 🍓

Pokopia Lore:
youtu.be/XVekJTmtwqM?...

Problematic taste in cartoons gap

The reason Leon always loses his Coat after the first act of the games is that I ampicking it up off the ground and taking it home to sniff sniff sniff sdniffhd s

Probably stared at it for about 45 seconds. Old habits do in fact die hard.

Happened to me once.

True horror is Cringe TF

Was streaming some bullshit and the symbol to show the video was buffering played like this.

You gotta warn an ol’ girl first. 😵‍💫

No way Grace Ashcroft doesn’t vape.

The algorithm really does have me pegged because my entire timeline is “Yoko Taro is directing the new Evangelion with music by Keiichi Okabe” and variations of the Bakushin armpit Gif and if I’m being honest, yea those ARE the only two things I give a fuck about rn.

Romance of the Three Kingdoms Charlie Kirk be like:
“Counting or not counting Yellow Turban violence?”

Bouncing on it “crazy style” is just bouncing on it normally for a twisted fucking freak like myself.

N-Northernlion-Sama….