It’s like they don’t even call travelling anymore

Sam Bennett got away with it on Matthew Knies so he figured he could too

Are you Freddie’s brother or something? Lmao

Lmao that is a WILD take

Really if anything the good bit was off-brand

Or in Madagascar

Hoffman needs to join Little in the minors

At least the Leafs blogosphere was funnier when the team was bad, maybe that’ll come back

Even when the Leafs were *good* for a decade they were still a punchline. At least being bad and also a punchline is more true to the brand.

Their goaltending was absolute dogshit for most of the season and Treiving built an old and slow D core that couldn’t move the puck.

Something I just realized - you know the “18-wheeler” season that resulted in the Leafs drafting Morgan Rielly? That Leafs team finished with more points than this one.

Jesus Christ.

Least enjoyable Leafs season I can remember. Thank fuck it’s over.

Never thought defence would be the Jays’ downfall after the last half decade

Dermott too

I always thought he should have been the Leafs captain.

It’s probably time to move on but I’ll be sad about it.

AI LLMs may honestly be the worst invention in recent human history.

And all AI-obsessed CEOs need to go away.

Despite their best efforts, the Blue Jays win

He got it! Now does he ruin it by scoring another?

If Hagel gets 2 more he’ll have 38 wearing 38.

@downgoesbrown.bsky.social Not sure if you’re aware, but if Morgan Geekie scores 1 more goal, he’ll have 39 while wearing number 39.

(and actual operating speed is usually less than that)

Works in a city centre where most speed limits are 30-40

Trick question - the woman is undercover and the other 3 are on their way to a Halloween party

I feel like making him wear the space suit the rest of his life is cruel. It’s probably really hot.

Me when I finish a big hike and am heading to the brewpub.

I never said anything bad about the 2010-11 Canucks

In 20-30 years who is going to be the big stat spoiler here? It has to be either Hyman or Kreider right?

I actually forgot about him lol

Same. I don’t feel ill-will towards him and wish him best as a 2-3 D somewhere else but it’s pretty much done here.

Carlo is Tom Kurvers but not as good. McCabe might have hit his TJ Brodie point. Benoit and Myers shouldn’t play another game in the NHL. Stecher can be a tweener at league min.

I’m okay with a complete top-to-bottom gut job of the defence at this point.

Maaaaybe OEL can stay.