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Unironically, reality television. It taught us that being loudest, shittiest person in the room was admirable, and now we vote for the loudest, shittiest people - aka republicans

"Do you find this helpful?" LOLOLOLOL

Group hug in space - DYING 😭

I'm once again asking all the billionaires and billion dollar consultancies looking for the "Joe Rogan of the left" to just start buying some fucking media companies

Attention woke lib Trump doppelganger: it's showtime!

I thought I hallucinated it bc it kind of felt like when my dog scratches himself on the bed

On skates they all look like drunk toddlers

Came here for this!

Those polite paws!!!

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I feel this way about SpiceWorld: it was legitimately funny, clever, and incisively self aware, but, you know, women.

I've gotten to a point in my life where I'm not willing to wade through rank sexism to appreciate the larger message. Those moments can just live on in my memory without a rewatch

MASH was my absolute favorite show as a kid. We tried watching it with our kids & didn't make it 10 minutes. Unwatchable

The war is illegal. Please say illegal.

This.
Machine.
Kills.
Dictators.

Appreciate this!

Apu taking a bullet meme with trump shooting trump and democrats diving in to save him from his shitty decisions. I'm sure low info voters will totally remember that it was dems who did this!

Looks like I'm going to get my money's with out of this meme

Also: I can still hear it from the living room and the score is making me want to stab myself in the eardrums with an icepick

My husband is watching it tonight, and I had to do the same. I'll hand it to PTA - it's not easy to pack that much racist, sexist trash into such a short period of time

Apu taking the bullet meme with Democrats protecting Trump from being shot by trump

I barely made it through that scene without peeing my pants watching it on a tv screen. I would have straight up died laughing in 3d

The portapottty bungee

I listen to the audiobooks, and I swear DA makes up the most specifically wild character accents just to fuck with the narrator. The last one had something like a Norwegian speaking heavily accented Liverpuddlian English with a slight lisp

Citizens United dies the first time a prosecutor, using the precedent that "corporations are people", brings death penalty charges against the board of a company that murders

a year or 2 ago I called that he will run for president in 28 as a republican, and I'm getting more and more sure I'm right

I honked at this on Sunday morning!

What you idiot commies don’t understand is that if we tax rich people they will JUST LEAVE, depriving our nation of tax cheats, political bribery, and national acts of perversion

Thanks for posting. Now can you all practice saying the words "abolish ICE"? Because there is no reforming an agency that acts as a white supremacist good squad