I have generated over ten thousand burgers. I am so tired.

two 1/4 lb beef patties (microwaved) with brie, blistered shishito peppers, iceberg lettuce, sriracha mayo and carolina bbq sauce on a kaiser roll

turkey breast (fried) with monterey jack, coleslaw (mayo type), sun-dried tomatoes, honey and ketchup (no sugar added) on toast

two 1/2 lb beef patties (fried) with american cheese, eggplant, mango salsa, garlic aioli, balsamic and sweet-hot mustard on wheat bread

a ground turkey patty (grilled) with pepper jack, fresh basil, ham, sriracha mayo, ketchup and honey-pecan mustard on wheat bread

two 1/2 lb beef patties (grilled) with cotija, grilled pineapple, doritos, honey, japanese mayo and creole mustard on an onion roll

a 1/4 lb beef patty (grilled) with parmesan, raw red onion, lays potato chips, honey, gojuchang and yellow mustard on a sesame seed bun

bologna (fried) with brie, salsa, romaine lettuce, garlic aioli, sweet bbq sauce and spicy brown mustard on a brioche bun

impossible burger (microwaved) with monterey jack, grilled peppers, dill pickles, queso, spinach dip and german mustard on a brioche bun

a 1/3 lb beef patty (fried) with goat cheese, fresh basil, coleslaw (mayo type), sriracha mayo and franks red hot on an english muffin

two 1/2 lb beef patties (grilled) with swiss, ham, caramelized onions, japanese mayo, spinach dip and habanero mustard on an english muffin

a 1/4 lb beef patty (microwaved) with pepper jack, blistered shishito peppers, mango salsa, japanese mayo and horseradish mustard on white bread

bologna (microwaved) with field greens, mac and cheese, gojuchang and balsamic mustard on a kaiser roll

two 1/3 lb beef patties (microwaved) with american cheese, tomato, mango salsa, pico de gallo, tzatziki sauce and sriracha mustard on a toasted bun

a 1/3 lb beef patty (grilled) with cheddar, bacon, mango salsa, sriracha mayo, sriracha and habanero mustard on challah

two 1/3 lb beef patties (grilled) with cotija, mango salsa, cilantro, ketchup (no sugar added), franks red hot and brown sugar mustard on wheat bread

gyro meat patty (grilled) with cheddar, caramelized onions, coleslaw (mayo type), russian dressing, thousand island and chinese hot mustard on wheat bread

chicken breast (microwaved) with pepper jack, tortilla chips, sun-dried tomatoes, sriracha mayo, nashville hot sauce and creole mustard on challah

two 1/4 lb beef patties (grilled) with romaine lettuce, bread and butter pickles, nashville hot sauce, ranch and horseradish mustard on an onion roll

gyro meat patty (fried) with brie, avocado, sunny side up egg, honey and queso on white bread

bologna (microwaved) with goat cheese, cilantro, field greens, caesar dressing, spinach dip and honey mustard on a potato roll

grilled eggplant (grilled) with swiss, grilled peppers, lays potato chips, miracle whip, marinara and deli mustard on wheat bread

chicken breast (microwaved) with blue cheese, thinly sliced granny smith apples, bacon, marinara and caesar dressing on an english muffin

a 1/2 lb beef patty (fried) with doritos, coleslaw (mayo type), honey, ketchup (no sugar added) and habanero mustard on a kaiser roll

impossible burger (fried) with pepper jack, salsa, olives, balsamic, thousand island and chinese hot mustard on booty bread

chicken breast (grilled) with american cheese, thinly sliced granny smith apples, grilled onion, garlic aioli, nashville hot sauce and honey mustard on a toasted bun

turkey breast (grilled) with blue cheese, roasted hatch chiles, caesar dressing, franks red hot and habanero mustard on rye

a ground turkey patty (microwaved) with american cheese, hummus, mac and cheese, garlic aioli, franks red hot and horseradish mustard on a brioche bun

a 1/2 lb beef patty (fried) with romaine lettuce, mango salsa, pico de gallo, sweet bbq sauce and creole mustard on a kaiser roll

turkey breast (microwaved) with brie, scallions, marinated artichoke hearts, sriracha mayo, spinach dip and stone ground mustard on booty bread