Bring Back Tales From The Crypt With Alan Cumming As The Crypt Keeper

I have a new game pitch it's like checkers but the pieces have whimsical names and solve a murder mystery in a mansion. Perhaps one may be named "Colonel Mustard" for instance...

I have a new game pitch it's like checkers but the pieces each do different things and have different names. For instance, consider the mysterious "bishop..."

The Pricemaster (2001)

This picture of slutty Cobigail is the first image I had on my desktop so it will be my banner until god or jesus decide otherwise