whoever did this file the first time got hannah & iris's IDs mixed up constantly.... hmmmmm

bless you 💀 when i started it was actually really rewarding to go above & beyond but now.....

they were so much better, just like everything about bbcan 😔

when i get a new job (knock on wood) im gonna be the dumbest dumb shit, like just barely employable. i will not live "the reward for hard work is more hard work" anymore

managed to avoid a handful of beyond the villa episodes so naturally those ones are getting sent back & i have to fix them !!!!!!

anyone on here being snide about how bezos is sponsoring is getting blocked, like i'll literally just be looking at photos online, i ain't the problem 😭

met gala in less than 2 weeks 🥳

a close up of a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and blue overalls . Alt: puppet monkey glancing back and forth uncomfortably

scrolling the skyline this morning reading flan updates as they just get more & more deranged #lcdlf6

Almost everything we argue about is a substitute for the thing we should be arguing about: the immense wealth & power of an oligarchic class, which captures governments, ruins lives and wrecks the living planet.
This class redirects our rage at scapegoats. To resist its lies is to resist its power.

ANCIENT GREEK PRO WRESTLING PROMOTER: ok so you're going to be what's known as a "heel"
ACHILLES: fuck you

Happy birthday to weed

#LCDLF6 said NO MORE LAURAS!!!

Coco Rocha in Christian Siriano ss26 rtw at the premiere of "The Devil Wears Prada 2" in NYC

Most fashion mannequins are about a size 2. The Met Gala exhibit is making room for diverse bodies The upcoming fashion exhibit at the Metropolitan Museum of Art examines “the dressed body” in art over the centuries.

apnews.com/article/met-...

(actual answer the french connection)

holy shit 😭😭😭

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

burger boys 💪🍔

SCREAMINGGGGG zapata asked if they reviewed the videos of divo assaulting celinee then made this cunty little face

she is EVERYTHING to me #LCDLF6

Emily Blunt in Schiaparelli Couture SS26 at the premiere of The Devil Wears Prada 2
#fashionsky

Tall children have a biological advantage in basketball & should be banned from playing high-school ball. It's not fair to the other students.

Need #BB28 here NOW because it means @notkala.bsky.social comes back </3 #BBSky

i am so blessed to have a PCP who i adore but ive had to shuffle around a few specialists in the last few months (nothing serious) & i just got out of an appointment so frustrating i burst into tears the second i left the building. lol !

patrick star from spongebob squarepants holding a notepad and scissors ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants holding a notepad and scissors

The police seeing this

omg this made a bus come

i am going to stab the toronto transit commission

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the penne opticon

Loewe Artichoke bag
#fashionsky