because then they might fold before you can double the pot. that makes the stakes significantly lower. whats the fun in that? im here to gamble babey

watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

did they actually back down

it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars

what does he know
brian eno

replace rfk jr with this guy

a guy from new york learning this: AYOOOO??

a headline from ZME Science showing a picture of a skull with a large nail going through it caption says Ancient Iberians Nailed Skulls to Walls — And It's Not Very Clear Why 4d

probably bc it looked sick as hell

let’s admit - as the 27th letter of the alphabet. i mean why not? just look at that little squirt. c’mon

why do porn bots keep following me? i dont even like porn. its nasty and doesnt include a gun or a ball.

the license plate on my $1000 sports car says “MR THANKSGIVING” because i celebrate thanksgiving each and every year

screenshot from my bluesky "muted words" list that lists the phrase "bluesky, please mute all meaningless CRAP. enough is enough!!!"

okay, that just about does it

🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.

ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water

I heard they're holding a big mayoral election in Edson, Kansas

happy baseball to all who celebrate

its a sign to smile a little more

i think its important to pay attention to how the fielders are moving during those but i get yeah

[after every flyball] oh that's outta here

[after every single pitch] that’s baseball for ya

there will be baseball teams playing in their home stadium tonight and baseball teams playing away tonight

WEAVE

DODGE

throw the ball, hit the ball, catch the ball. that's the name of the game right there

LEGIT

🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.

paul skenes is so rude. he wont let anyone hit the ball for gods sake

Genis