This war is so damn confusing. It’s why we shouldn’t let drunks and dementia patients run it.

Shout out to Local police!! My condo complex has been having issues with dumpster diving homeless and illegal dumping

Homeless man is here this morning scaring some residents. I called 911 and they got here pronto!

Thank you, Police!!

Spot on!!!

DOJ demanded voter files from all 50 states.

DOJ sued 31 states for refusing their demand.

My law firm intervened to protect voters in those cases.

DOJ is now 0-5.

My firm is 5-0.

Lesson: When we fight we win.

I reading The Lord of the Rings for the first time in my life. This isn’t about onion rings????

Once a lady stood WAY too close to me in a checkout line, so I pulled out my phone and pretended to answer it. “Oh hey! Yep, stopped by the store after the doctor’s office. You’ll want to get tested, too. He said it’s highly contagious!”

Damned if the annoying woman didn’t back up!

Simply knowing the truth won’t get them convicted in a court of law

"I'm just contemplating the fact that one moron, one psychotic moron, one capricious idiot, has completely bollocksed up the global economy not only to the detriment of his own people, but the detriment of the planet. ... It's like how much more of this can the planet take?"

Semi agree.

Supporters of facisism are never victims.

Accomplices.
Deluded, delusional, vindictive and hateful.

If they were "conned" part of them agreed to be conned and enjoyed and encouraged the harm until it came back to them.

He is correct.

It is right-wing news saying one outlandish thing after another to get stoopid people to agree and educated to debate.
Causing debate and division.

"Left wing news" spends its time countering with overly polite reporting, not to offend right wingers.

One of my coworkers is one of them and when I last asked him, his response was “He’s done good things and he’s done bad things.” But he refused to tell me the good things because “You’ll just get angry with me.”

Duh.

“You can’t possibly make the Cybertruck any uglier.”

“Wanna bet?”

Kristi Noem’s husband entered a Christian ‘sexual behavior’ rehab program earlier in January, prior to the revelations about his alleged ‘bimbofication’ fetish and cross-dressing habits. He didn't finish the program. Apparently, prayer and therapy didn't change who he wants to be.

It's really something to be living through the worst President, the worst Supreme Court, and the worst Congress all at once

All the other presidents said no to Netanyahu. Only one was dumb enough to say yes.

When leftists criticize the Democratic Party, party loyalists often complain it is hurting the party. We care about what is good for the country, not just the party...

Lying from the White House Podium is now a family tradition.

100 fucking %!

"Trump's not conservative"

Oh no you don't. No no no no no.

I can tolerate Republicans moving on from Bush and the neocons, 9/11 and all that.

But you fucking own Trump from now until the end of time. He told you exactly who he was from day 1 and you voted for him 3 times. That's on YOU.

In Turkey, an elderly man who earns his living by shining shoes is visited every morning at the same time by a cat that asks to have its fur brushed. The man never turns down this little friend.😍👍💙

When you have an amazing cast of talented actors, you get a reboot like Malcolm in the Middle where all the actors just fall easily back into the roles and it’s a special kind of magic!

Nice target for Iranian bombs

I just want to share my apologies to the amazing crew of #ArtemisII that have to return to this nightmarish hell called Earth tonight.

We all know he’s guilty. He ain’t acting like an innocent guy. He never has because he never was

I can't alt text all of this, but it's about insider trading running rampant in the WH and friends and family

This guy says what I've been trying to say, only he's better at laying it out. I know Hegseth profited *right before* things went sideways.

“Oh, America…. One more thing….”

OMG: Astronauts REFUSE to talk to Trump in AWKWARD call from space YouTube video by Brian Tyler Cohen

They escaped his tyranny. Why the fuck would they want to talk to his moronic ass?

This will be the only presidency that ages the US population instead of the president.