5. truly cringe levels of moody about his partners having sex toys. thats what IM for >: (((((

4. Jerk off machine any time he's left with nothing to do. time and place kind of dont matter. gets irritated when he's interrupted like somehow youre the one doing something wrong.

3. growls. also performative but this time deliberately someone told him girls like it once and ever since he's made a habit of it.

2. just hates anything up his ass you cannot peg this guy. if he agrees he's complaining the entire time. venat slipped a finger up there once as an experiment and he was like uhhh....you good??

(likes the idea of receiving but in practice he likes hearing vocal reactions more. also a lot of kissing or he gets bored)

1. guy who genuinely enjoys giving oral but is showy about it in a deeply obnoxious way. like you can tell he thinks this makes him innately one of your top five just because he likes going down

pro's not leaving me alone so a few facts about him

can someone come pin him down with one hand and make him try his best to get out

can someone come pull on lonny's ears till he cries already

imagine being so self obsessed your shard becomes erotically fixated on hairy big chested hyur men like you.

prosymnus is straight, not into lalas, and hates lonnys guts but that doesnt mean I can't imagine them having turbosex anyways

he hates being praised when it feels like the other person wants to compliment him or make him feel good but when its paired with him doing something painful or digusting. it feels like he earned it. or better it feels mocking

praise can turn him off in a hurry but the more degrading the context this is used in the harder it hits him

context isnt that smutty actually but its on the edge enough to merit a more selective audience. anyways men's hands. men's hands?

Cid and Nero in lingerie because drawing your blorbos all slutty is good for the soul #Art #FFXIV

need to kiss up her pretty long legs

need to take her to a dive bar so she can pretend not to know how to play pool and get groped by men teaching her. while i watch

need her to suck the strap like it can get her pregnant for real

hyth madness on me once more meaning there is a rabid corny top inside me

top drop is one of the most narratively enriching things on this earth

and beyond that mechanical necessity how are you not more interested in a characters relationship to power control and vulnerability

i think even for a lot of people in nsfw spaces they get very squirmy about like. its ok to be erotically interested in having things done to you but NOT in doing them to others. which is crazy to me how do you expect anything to be done!!!

i love doms i love dom characters i love playing with flavors of dominance in the fiction space and people get so embarrassed about it!!!! have backbone!!!!

frankly even that content is in a hole these days i feel like every bad smut fic i encounter is fuckboy or breeding kink with minimal d/s dynamics. minor light petplay resurgence for a couple of years there but it mainly just collars and the occasional puppy/kitten nickname

i think the issue is what people are using daddy dom as a replacement for dom. and by dom they mean he does a lot of growling and says "you're mine" a lot

the thing when people complain about tumblr turning everyone into a daddy dom. dont kill me by the way: as a guy into that shit where are you all finding it i am dying in a desert out here. especially these days

the idea that theyre enjoying it for its own sake. intellectually he knows its true. emotionally, surely you jest

hes too much of a sub is his issue. when he imagines doing the things he like having done to him to someone else it mainly just sounds like a lot of work, and something he would only do to make someone he cared about happy. he projects that motive onto others

pressed long enough would probably mumble something about how him being as reactive as he is is probably gratifying

sexually he's still not really sure what anyone gets out of him. truthfully i think he'd feel like he understood a bit more if more of his long term partners WERE lala chasers because it would at least be an explanation. none of them are so theres no fetish to write it off on.