Got cat called & shouted at on my walk today which forced me to change my route that I planned. And my first thought was “oh well, this happens” which is just a very unfair and disappointing reaction. Leave women alone.

I just got so excited because I heard a white throated sparrow and hello I am a millennial

Mosquitoes are already out here menacing

praise the lerddd for excedrin 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

Something about ATWTMVTV coming on shuffle n this dreary Tuesday morning is jus SLAPPPPPIN right now

If you’re going to be upset with your circumstances but set yourself up to be in those circumstances & not do ANYTHING to get yourself out, shut the fuck up about it

I’ve been bullied into sharing my lemon blueberry sourdough too 🤪( @flyohmymary.bsky.social )

Bringing my jalapeño cheddar sourdough to Bluesky bc every platform should see it

Are you serious

Sweet chili sauce belongs on everything

I can’t wait for therapy tomorrow jfc

Getting ignored via work chat / teams just pisses me off to a whole other fucking level

Hate when my car just autopilots to the bookstore!!! Like hello??? I totally did not need to come to the bookstore but since I’m here… 🤷🏼‍♀️

I am so fucking annoyed today

LOL THE ANXIETY

Things could be worse. You could have a friend like Jen from momtok

Why is it SOP for eye doctors to be running over an hour behind schedule? Like is this a joke?

My toxic trait (one of many I’m sure) is that I’m always too fucking prompt. IM TOO ON TIME. And I’m always waiting for my late friends

I got a new crown on my back molar do I look different 👑

Every once in a while I think about how my hs cross country coach made us (a team of 13-17 year old girls) keep a journal of what we ate everyday and assigned points to food items and wow

Why do men do things. Like stand in a cluster in the doorway??? Just chatting sway??? Fucking move

Meant to be a lizard sun bathing on a rock in this weather. Forced to sit at a desk and work :(

Me and who?

Anyone else think today was March 13th and Noah Kahan was releasing another single and then got super sad when you realize you have to wait another week or was that just me

People out here driving in a parking garage like they’re not driving in a fucking parking garage

YOU STUPID FUCKIN BITCH

Goodbye Kristi noem you stupid fucking bitch 🎶

Kristi noem fucking sucks BOOOOOOOO

Thankful for sourdough and thankful for cottage cheese