the penne opticon

It's gonna suck regardless, but it'll hurt me more if it's Universal Century

Please don't be UC, please don't be UC, please don't be UC

Gundam has always had a racially diverse cast, but, uh, one Japanese person is nooooot greeeaaattttt

also the planes live there

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pulled out the camera app so fast you wouldn’t even believe

I keep seeing posts from people who are furious about ESPN showing WWE and it's funny every time

I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

Up Up Girls (Death Riders)

Although it's very weird they haven't done a trios match yet

Exactly one year ago today:

I get themes

Young Bucks vs The Rascalz AEW Dynamite April 6th, 2026

I'm not really enjoying AEW these days, but credit where due this match was so much fun

The above post but with the original and unremoved skeet wherein why from the Blue sky team says. Looking forward to what the AI sucks. Crowd actually has to say about this one.

Good thing i screencapped it

I give vibecoders three years before they’re trying to commune with the Omnissiah

George Lucas Saying “And then 'Senator Crappo' will be the guy who makes the taxes worse"

We should have never doubted this man

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

It's a good thing this site is coded in AI, it might be really unstable otherwise

But it's too much for Canadians to win the tag belt in Canada

Well that was fucking stupid #aew 🤼

He really should have

Also: what does Andrade need to do to get a title shot, Tony? #aew 🤼

Oh, Darby, did you climb Mt Everest? You never talk about it #aew 🤼

Darby, stop crying, it's not working #aew 🤼

Plus I never feel like losing to Mox makes a guy look weak, on account of it being Mox; he beats most people most of the time

AEW does not need more ppvs, they need to get rid of Dynasty and WrestleDream because they can never do a proper build for them because one month isn't enough time