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Hater: Let's go home. The night is so over Haterâs friend: Huh?? Why! l've been looking forward to this show for weeks!
Its sooo over đ¤
Chucky: AYOOOO Enrique: hi R/E/J: Yo! Ricky: These are the foos we were tellin' ya about⌠Jay: (Heh Yeah okay | get it) Jay: Buenas. Nice to meet ya Iâm Jay Ricky: Enrique. Chucky. Enrique: hey Chucky: Yo Jay: yâall wanna head over?? I think a line is forming but l might know the bouncer so we might be able to skip it! Chucky: man I kinda wanted a drink Ricky: itâs cool they sell drinks there and theyre cheap too Ricky: first ones on me Chucky: smooth â¨
Smooth â¨
Chucky: AYOOOO Enrique: hi R/E/J: Yo! Ricky: These are the foos we were tellin' ya about⌠Jay: (Heh Yeah okay | get it) Jay: Buenas. Nice to meet ya Iâm Jay Ricky: Enrique. Chucky. Enrique: hey Chucky: Yo Jay: yâall wanna head over?? I think a line is forming but l might know the bouncer so we might be able to skip it! Chucky: man I kinda wanted a drink Ricky: itâs cool they sell drinks there and theyre cheap too Ricky: first ones on me Chucky: smooth â¨
Smooth â¨
Jay: damnâŚni que fuera la rubi Elsa: UUY!!! Lo de la rubĂ!! EstĂĄ cabron pero tambiĂŠn me late que ese foo si se lo merecĂa Ricky: Rubi le sacĂł un ojo a alguien?? Jay: Nooo jaja. Hace unos meses estabamos en una fiesta, y un wey no la dejaba en paz... Chingue y chingueâŚHasta que la Rubi se harto y le dio en la madre con una botella de patron Elsa: siii como se llama... Alberto? Jay: SimĂłn. Alberto... todavia lo veo de vez en cuando por ahi pero ya no viene a muchos shows Jay: Yo creo por que luego tuviera que explicar la cicatriz y el putazo de su vida jaja un compa me dijo que siempre anda chillando haciĂŠndose el angelito victimizado Elsa & Ricky: OH BROTHER Ricky: Ven paca papa pa mandarte a conocer el resto de los angelitos Elsa: La sagrada chinga de tu vida te espera querubin
Elsa: Ah...Y luego? que hiciste? Ricky: fuckin forgot mis flautas Jay: Neta wey tenia mis llaves entre los dedos en un puĂąo como- Elsa: Como wolverine Jay: si wey igualita Ricky: pfft nomas se necesita un poquito de carisma y uno puede- Elsa & Jay: tĂş cĂĄllate Ricky: sale Elsa: que pasĂł con esa cosa que traĂas antes? La que parecĂa un gato Jay: no me juzguesâŚla perdĂ en una apuesta Elsa: no mames de veras? Y yo aquĂ esperendo que me contaras cĂłmo te transformaste en Logan (2018)
Posting this as the VERIFIED GoFundMe for Keith Porter Jr. Thank you, @gotmyniinaa.bsky.social
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AYOOO!â¨
C: As we traverse through life from châpter to chapter sometimes we must shelve aspects of ourselves thât might feel intrinsic to our being. Just momentarily shelve them while this new chapter, new version, becomes clearer. Does the new me need the same things? What do I want? Once you're secure in your foundations you can embrace the aspects you put on pause only now they're better suited and better serve you. It's a crouch before a leap. Pablo Neruda once sâid... C: "Its a question of having lived so much that I want to live a lil more. Never have I felt my voice so clear, never have I been so rich in kisses." E: what the fuck? C: what E: Where'd all that eloquent wisdom come from?? C: My bad bitch I assumed we all contain multitudes
Sorry for assuming đŽâđ¨
E: Recent breakup?? Emotionally devastated?? Iâm not exactly a hot prospect bro C: recently broken up might as well come with a cute pink neon sign that says âready to fuckâ E: NOT! EVEN!! C: YES EVEN! You don't even have to say anything folks just KNOW! E: Iâm having FLASHBACKS CHUCKY C: SO TRY BLOWING BACKS INSTEAD E: Wait a second weâre talking about you!! C: Hehe woops E: So?
C: I dunno....Don't get me wrong he's cool but... E: You're not interested?? Thought you were a slut C: So? Just because I'm a slut doesn't mean I gotta fuck everyone C: Plus right now my pipiâs on sabbatical E: Oh word? What's your excuse? C: Pfft! Whaddya mean my excuse?? What's yours? E: Uhh?? HELLO?!
Mondrian MX 97/98
C: Or are you busy talking to your honey? E: yâknow itâs funny you ask because howâs about you fuck off C: zesty! You kiss your girlfriend with that mouth? E: swear to god Chucky, keep talking nonsense and- C: ohoho Iâm sooo scared C: Please someone help me! A Jeff Buckley fan is out for blood! E: I literally just hit a man with a car C: ok yeah that was kinda baller. Sorry king. E: besides even if there was something there (which there isnât) I feel like you had more going on with Ricky, no?
It is what it is
Chucky: Please someone help me! A Jeff Buckley fan is out for blood! Enrique: I literally just hit a man with a car Chucky: ok yeah that was kinda baller. Sorry, king.
Sorry king đŤĄ
New San Expedito Pages up on my Patreon
Caption: do I have your attention?
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Luna: Wish I fuckin *hic* knew bro Luna: can I bum a smoke Enrique: sure ya gotta câmere though Luna (under her breath): pfft what else is newâŚme cominâ to you Enrique: hmm? What was that? *Luna jumps on to the railing* Luna: I said Iâm cominâ at ya Enrique: WAIT LUNA NO ONE Luna: AHH!! FUCK FUCK BAD IDEA Both: UNGH! *they crash and fall on to the floor*
Mari: alright Iâm going back in Enrique: Iâll follow you in a second Mari: weâll take a shot loverboi Enrique: haha alright then Mari: Oop! Whaddya know! Whatâs goodâŚLUNA Enrique perks up blushing Luna: is Quique out here? Mari: yeah haha down there Luna : HEY BITCH Luna (internally): mightâve overshot that⌠Itâs cool. Youâre cool⌠breatheâŚdonât be nervous I mean he isnât right? Right?? Enrique: HEY uh FUCKER Enrique (internally): Brilliant. Itâs coolâŚYouâre coolâŚplay it cool Luna: Whatcha doin Enrique: oh Yknow just chillinâŚyou? Enrique (internally) : quite the opposite actually
Mari: Every day it's the same thing over and over "Twenty-two!! Twenty-two!!" Mari: Can I get one of those Enrique: yeah of course Mari: Thank youu. Anyways, so this goes on for days until Pepito's had enough. Mari: "What the fuck are these foos on about⢠Pepito NEEDS to know. Mari: He walks over and sees a lil hole in the wall of the asylum. "Just one peek and Iâll go to school". He puts his eye to the hole aaaand⌠Mari: PEW! A finger pokes him in eye. "OW!" He screams. The lunatics cheer and then start yelling "twenty three! twenty three!! twenty three!!â Enrique: Hahaha thatâs so stupid
Enrique: Crazy and stupid is what it is Mari: Hey your words. Mari: Damn...that reminds me of this song... fuck how's it go Enrique: Do you remember the tune? Mari: it goes like...Nope it's gone Enrique: Damn Mari: I'll probably remember tomorrow morningâŚWanna hear a joke though Enrique: Always Mari: It's called Pepito and the Lunatics. Hey "LUNAtic" Just like you. Kidding. Mari: One day Pepito's mom tells him that she cant take him to school because of her new job's schedule. Heâll have to walk but the path runs by an insane asylum. "Keep an eye out n don't go poking around anywhere near" she says. Pepito's a curious lil devil ya see. "I won't!" He says. So every day pepito walks by and he hears the inmates yelling "Twenty-two! Twenty-two!â
The âFriends to the Endâ storyline comes to its epic conclusion this Decemberđ
Drawing this felt very special and I send the biggest thanks to AD Megan Brown
My variant cover for Adventure Time #8 by the amazing @winnstinn.bsky.social â¨
Mari (Enriqueâs friend): Oop my bad. I thought you guys Enrique: nope never been Mari: Never? Enrique: Nah bro itâs a whole thing. We come close and then something happens. Lotta context. Too much, honestly. Mari: Thereâs Whoâs , thereâs whatâs, thereâs whenâs and whereâsâŚwith a lot of âso thenââs in between Enrique: Exactly Mari: how long has this plot been going Enrique: Three years. We met weeks before I was scheduled to leave on an exchange program Mari: damn thatâs crazy. got a lighter?
âBack thenâ Enrique: SHEâS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND DUDE
Cartoon of me sitting on my own hand, with a censored photo of my rancid tooth cackling. "That guy almost killed me! " I say, and the tooth says "I almost killed you! Nyehehe!"
Comic of me trembling , saying "oh, well I'm glad I got that tooth pulled, now to r-" and I am hit with multiple bouts of sickness. "In time for Rose City Comic Con". I am hit with a sickness anvil.
I am pancaked on the ground, and I peel my face up, saying "I think I need to rest."
GFM update â¤ď¸âđŠš
My tooth almost took my life,I got it pulled + am getting my implant consult soon.
Since then I have been sick with a chronic respiratory issue, & it's cost me tabling RCCC.
I hate to do it, but I am asking for a bit more help. Share if you can đŤś
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Illustration I did last year for Lost In Cult regarding Gameboy IP licensing in the 90âs
Big thanks to AD @smgdraws.bsky.social