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San Expedito Chapter 2 pages 42-44 // Must be Nice | Raul Figtree Get more from Raul Figtree on Patreon
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Hater: Let's go home. The night is so over

Hater’s friend: Huh?? Why! l've been looking forward to this show for weeks!

Hater: Let's go home. The night is so over Hater’s friend: Huh?? Why! l've been looking forward to this show for weeks!

Its sooo over 😤

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Chucky: AYOOOO

Enrique: hi

R/E/J: Yo!

Ricky: These are the foos we were tellin' ya about…

Jay: (Heh Yeah okay | get it)

Jay: Buenas. Nice to meet ya I’m Jay

Ricky: Enrique. Chucky.

Enrique: hey 

Chucky: Yo

Jay: y’all wanna head over?? I think a line is forming but l might know the bouncer so we might be able to skip it!

Chucky: man I kinda wanted a drink

Ricky: it’s cool they sell drinks there and theyre
cheap too

Ricky: first ones on me

Chucky: smooth ✨

Chucky: AYOOOO Enrique: hi R/E/J: Yo! Ricky: These are the foos we were tellin' ya about… Jay: (Heh Yeah okay | get it) Jay: Buenas. Nice to meet ya I’m Jay Ricky: Enrique. Chucky. Enrique: hey Chucky: Yo Jay: y’all wanna head over?? I think a line is forming but l might know the bouncer so we might be able to skip it! Chucky: man I kinda wanted a drink Ricky: it’s cool they sell drinks there and theyre cheap too Ricky: first ones on me Chucky: smooth ✨

Smooth ✨

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Chucky: AYOOOO

Enrique: hi

R/E/J: Yo!

Ricky: These are the foos we were tellin' ya about…

Jay: (Heh Yeah okay | get it)

Jay: Buenas. Nice to meet ya I’m Jay

Ricky: Enrique. Chucky.

Enrique: hey 

Chucky: Yo

Jay: y’all wanna head over?? I think a line is forming but l might know the bouncer so we might be able to skip it!

Chucky: man I kinda wanted a drink

Ricky: it’s cool they sell drinks there and theyre
cheap too

Ricky: first ones on me

Chucky: smooth ✨

Chucky: AYOOOO Enrique: hi R/E/J: Yo! Ricky: These are the foos we were tellin' ya about… Jay: (Heh Yeah okay | get it) Jay: Buenas. Nice to meet ya I’m Jay Ricky: Enrique. Chucky. Enrique: hey Chucky: Yo Jay: y’all wanna head over?? I think a line is forming but l might know the bouncer so we might be able to skip it! Chucky: man I kinda wanted a drink Ricky: it’s cool they sell drinks there and theyre cheap too Ricky: first ones on me Chucky: smooth ✨

Smooth ✨

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Jay: damn…ni que fuera la rubi 

Elsa: UUY!!! Lo de la rubĂ­!! EstĂĄ cabron pero tambiĂŠn me late que ese foo si se lo merecĂ­a 

Ricky: Rubi le sacĂł un ojo a alguien??

Jay: Nooo jaja. Hace unos meses estabamos en una fiesta, y un wey no la dejaba en paz... Chingue y chingue…Hasta que la Rubi se harto y le dio en la madre con una botella de patron

Elsa: siii como se llama... Alberto?

Jay: SimĂłn. Alberto... todavia lo veo de vez en cuando por ahi pero ya no viene a muchos shows

Jay: Yo creo por que luego tuviera que explicar la cicatriz y el putazo de su vida jaja un compa me dijo que siempre anda chillando haciĂŠndose el
angelito victimizado

Elsa & Ricky: OH BROTHER

Ricky: Ven paca papa pa mandarte a conocer el resto de los angelitos

Elsa: La sagrada chinga de tu vida te espera querubin

Jay: damn…ni que fuera la rubi Elsa: UUY!!! Lo de la rubí!! Está cabron pero también me late que ese foo si se lo merecía Ricky: Rubi le sacó un ojo a alguien?? Jay: Nooo jaja. Hace unos meses estabamos en una fiesta, y un wey no la dejaba en paz... Chingue y chingue…Hasta que la Rubi se harto y le dio en la madre con una botella de patron Elsa: siii como se llama... Alberto? Jay: Simón. Alberto... todavia lo veo de vez en cuando por ahi pero ya no viene a muchos shows Jay: Yo creo por que luego tuviera que explicar la cicatriz y el putazo de su vida jaja un compa me dijo que siempre anda chillando haciéndose el angelito victimizado Elsa & Ricky: OH BROTHER Ricky: Ven paca papa pa mandarte a conocer el resto de los angelitos Elsa: La sagrada chinga de tu vida te espera querubin

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Elsa: Ah...Y luego? que hiciste?

Ricky: fuckin forgot mis flautas

Jay: Neta wey tenia mis llaves entre los dedos en un puĂąo como-

Elsa: Como wolverine 

Jay: si wey igualita

Ricky: pfft nomas se necesita un poquito de carisma y uno puede-

Elsa & Jay: tĂş cĂĄllate 

Ricky: sale 

Elsa: que pasĂł con esa cosa que traĂ­as antes? La que parecĂ­a un gato 

Jay: no me juzgues…la perdí en una apuesta 

Elsa: no mames de veras? Y yo aquĂ­ esperendo que me contaras cĂłmo te transformaste en Logan (2018)

Elsa: Ah...Y luego? que hiciste? Ricky: fuckin forgot mis flautas Jay: Neta wey tenia mis llaves entre los dedos en un puño como- Elsa: Como wolverine Jay: si wey igualita Ricky: pfft nomas se necesita un poquito de carisma y uno puede- Elsa & Jay: tú cállate Ricky: sale Elsa: que pasó con esa cosa que traías antes? La que parecía un gato Jay: no me juzgues…la perdí en una apuesta Elsa: no mames de veras? Y yo aquí esperendo que me contaras cómo te transformaste en Logan (2018)

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San Expedito Chapter 2 pages 39-41 // Rubi | Raul Figtree Get more from Raul Figtree on Patreon

Rubí 🍾💥

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AYOOO!✨

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C: As we traverse through life from châpter to chapter sometimes we must shelve aspects of ourselves thât might feel intrinsic to our being. Just momentarily shelve them while this new chapter, new version, becomes clearer. Does the new me need the same things? What do I want? Once you're secure in your foundations you can embrace the aspects you put on pause only now they're better suited and better serve you. It's a crouch before a leap. Pablo Neruda once sâid...

C: "Its a question of having lived so much
that I want to live a lil more. Never have I felt my voice so clear, never have I been so rich in kisses."

E: what the fuck?

C: what 

E: Where'd all that eloquent wisdom come from??

C: My bad bitch I assumed we all contain multitudes

C: As we traverse through life from châpter to chapter sometimes we must shelve aspects of ourselves thât might feel intrinsic to our being. Just momentarily shelve them while this new chapter, new version, becomes clearer. Does the new me need the same things? What do I want? Once you're secure in your foundations you can embrace the aspects you put on pause only now they're better suited and better serve you. It's a crouch before a leap. Pablo Neruda once sâid... C: "Its a question of having lived so much that I want to live a lil more. Never have I felt my voice so clear, never have I been so rich in kisses." E: what the fuck? C: what E: Where'd all that eloquent wisdom come from?? C: My bad bitch I assumed we all contain multitudes

Sorry for assuming 😮‍💨

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E: Recent breakup?? Emotionally devastated?? I’m not exactly a hot prospect bro

C: recently broken up might as well come with a cute pink neon sign that says “ready to fuck”

E: NOT! EVEN!!

C: YES EVEN! You don't even have to say anything folks just KNOW!

E: I’m having FLASHBACKS CHUCKY

C: SO TRY BLOWING BACKS INSTEAD

E: Wait a second we’re talking about you!!

C: Hehe woops

E: So?

E: Recent breakup?? Emotionally devastated?? I’m not exactly a hot prospect bro C: recently broken up might as well come with a cute pink neon sign that says “ready to fuck” E: NOT! EVEN!! C: YES EVEN! You don't even have to say anything folks just KNOW! E: I’m having FLASHBACKS CHUCKY C: SO TRY BLOWING BACKS INSTEAD E: Wait a second we’re talking about you!! C: Hehe woops E: So?

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C: I dunno....Don't get me wrong he's cool but...

E: You're not interested?? Thought you were a slut

C: So? Just because I'm a slut doesn't mean I gotta fuck everyone

C: Plus right now my pipi’s on sabbatical

E: Oh word? What's your excuse?

C: Pfft! Whaddya mean my excuse?? What's yours?

E: Uhh?? HELLO?!

C: I dunno....Don't get me wrong he's cool but... E: You're not interested?? Thought you were a slut C: So? Just because I'm a slut doesn't mean I gotta fuck everyone C: Plus right now my pipi’s on sabbatical E: Oh word? What's your excuse? C: Pfft! Whaddya mean my excuse?? What's yours? E: Uhh?? HELLO?!

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Mondrian MX 97/98

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C: Or are you busy talking to your honey?

E: y’know it’s funny you ask because how’s about you fuck off

C: zesty! You kiss your girlfriend with that mouth?

E: swear to god Chucky, keep talking nonsense and-

C: ohoho I’m sooo scared 

C: Please someone help me! A Jeff Buckley fan is out for blood!

E: I literally just hit a man with a car

C: ok yeah that was kinda baller. Sorry king.

E: besides even if there was something there (which there isn’t) I feel like you had more going on with Ricky, no?

C: Or are you busy talking to your honey? E: y’know it’s funny you ask because how’s about you fuck off C: zesty! You kiss your girlfriend with that mouth? E: swear to god Chucky, keep talking nonsense and- C: ohoho I’m sooo scared C: Please someone help me! A Jeff Buckley fan is out for blood! E: I literally just hit a man with a car C: ok yeah that was kinda baller. Sorry king. E: besides even if there was something there (which there isn’t) I feel like you had more going on with Ricky, no?

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San Expedito Chapter 2 pages 35-38 // He blows minds not backs | Raul Figtree Get more from Raul Figtree on Patreon

He blows minds not backs 😳

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Chucky: Please someone help me! A Jeff Buckley fan is out for blood!

Enrique: I literally just hit a man with a car 

Chucky: ok yeah that was kinda baller. Sorry, king.

Chucky: Please someone help me! A Jeff Buckley fan is out for blood! Enrique: I literally just hit a man with a car Chucky: ok yeah that was kinda baller. Sorry, king.

Sorry king 🫡

New San Expedito Pages up on my Patreon

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Caption: do I have your attention?

Caption: do I have your attention?

Do I have your attention 💕

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Luna: Wish I fuckin *hic* knew bro
 
Luna: can I bum a smoke 

Enrique: sure ya gotta c’mere though

Luna (under her breath): pfft what else is new…me comin’ to you 

Enrique: hmm? What was that?

*Luna jumps on to the railing*

Luna: I said I’m comin’ at ya 

Enrique: WAIT LUNA NO
ONE 
Luna: AHH!! FUCK FUCK BAD IDEA

Both: UNGH! 

*they crash and fall on to the floor*

Luna: Wish I fuckin *hic* knew bro Luna: can I bum a smoke Enrique: sure ya gotta c’mere though Luna (under her breath): pfft what else is new…me comin’ to you Enrique: hmm? What was that? *Luna jumps on to the railing* Luna: I said I’m comin’ at ya Enrique: WAIT LUNA NO ONE Luna: AHH!! FUCK FUCK BAD IDEA Both: UNGH! *they crash and fall on to the floor*

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Mari: alright I’m going back in 

Enrique: I’ll follow you in a second 

Mari: we’ll take a shot loverboi 
Enrique: haha alright then 
Mari: Oop! Whaddya know! What’s good…LUNA

Enrique perks up blushing 

Luna: is Quique out here?

Mari: yeah haha down there 

Luna : HEY BITCH

Luna (internally): might’ve overshot that…
It’s cool. You’re cool… breathe…don’t be nervous I mean he isn’t right? Right??

Enrique: HEY uh FUCKER

Enrique (internally): Brilliant. It’s cool…You’re cool…play it cool

Luna: Whatcha doin 

Enrique: oh Yknow just chillin…you?

Enrique (internally) : quite the opposite actually

Mari: alright I’m going back in Enrique: I’ll follow you in a second Mari: we’ll take a shot loverboi Enrique: haha alright then Mari: Oop! Whaddya know! What’s good…LUNA Enrique perks up blushing Luna: is Quique out here? Mari: yeah haha down there Luna : HEY BITCH Luna (internally): might’ve overshot that… It’s cool. You’re cool… breathe…don’t be nervous I mean he isn’t right? Right?? Enrique: HEY uh FUCKER Enrique (internally): Brilliant. It’s cool…You’re cool…play it cool Luna: Whatcha doin Enrique: oh Yknow just chillin…you? Enrique (internally) : quite the opposite actually

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Mari: Every day it's the same thing over and over "Twenty-two!! Twenty-two!!"

Mari: Can I get one of those

Enrique: yeah of course 

Mari: Thank youu. Anyways, so this goes on for days until Pepito's had enough. 

Mari: "What the fuck are these foos on about™ Pepito NEEDS to know. 

Mari: He walks over and sees a lil hole in the wall of the asylum. "Just one peek and I’ll go to school". He puts his eye to the hole aaaand…

Mari: PEW! A finger pokes him in eye. "OW!" He screams. The lunatics cheer and then start yelling
"twenty three! twenty three!! twenty three!!”

Enrique: Hahaha that’s so stupid

Mari: Every day it's the same thing over and over "Twenty-two!! Twenty-two!!" Mari: Can I get one of those Enrique: yeah of course Mari: Thank youu. Anyways, so this goes on for days until Pepito's had enough. Mari: "What the fuck are these foos on about™ Pepito NEEDS to know. Mari: He walks over and sees a lil hole in the wall of the asylum. "Just one peek and I’ll go to school". He puts his eye to the hole aaaand… Mari: PEW! A finger pokes him in eye. "OW!" He screams. The lunatics cheer and then start yelling "twenty three! twenty three!! twenty three!!” Enrique: Hahaha that’s so stupid

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Enrique: Crazy and stupid is what it is

Mari: Hey your words.

Mari: Damn...that reminds me of this song... fuck how's it go

Enrique: Do you remember the tune?

Mari: it goes like...Nope it's gone

Enrique: Damn

Mari: I'll probably remember tomorrow morning…Wanna hear a joke though

Enrique: Always

Mari: It's called Pepito and the Lunatics. Hey "LUNAtic" Just like you. Kidding.

Mari: One day Pepito's mom tells him that she cant take him to school because of her new job's schedule. He’ll have to walk but the path runs by an insane asylum. "Keep an eye out n don't go poking around anywhere near" she says. Pepito's a curious lil devil ya see. "I won't!" He says. So every day pepito walks by and he hears the inmates yelling "Twenty-two! Twenty-two!”

Enrique: Crazy and stupid is what it is Mari: Hey your words. Mari: Damn...that reminds me of this song... fuck how's it go Enrique: Do you remember the tune? Mari: it goes like...Nope it's gone Enrique: Damn Mari: I'll probably remember tomorrow morning…Wanna hear a joke though Enrique: Always Mari: It's called Pepito and the Lunatics. Hey "LUNAtic" Just like you. Kidding. Mari: One day Pepito's mom tells him that she cant take him to school because of her new job's schedule. He’ll have to walk but the path runs by an insane asylum. "Keep an eye out n don't go poking around anywhere near" she says. Pepito's a curious lil devil ya see. "I won't!" He says. So every day pepito walks by and he hears the inmates yelling "Twenty-two! Twenty-two!”

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The “Friends to the End” storyline comes to its epic conclusion this December💙

Drawing this felt very special and I send the biggest thanks to AD Megan Brown

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My variant cover for Adventure Time #8 by the amazing @winnstinn.bsky.social ✨

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Mari (Enrique’s friend): Oop my bad. I thought you  guys

Enrique: nope never been

Mari: Never?

Enrique: Nah bro it’s a whole thing. We come close and then something happens. Lotta context. Too much, honestly.

Mari: There’s Who’s , there’s what’s, there’s when’s and where’s…with a lot of “so then”’s in between

Enrique: Exactly

Mari: how long has this plot been going   

Enrique: Three years. We met weeks before I was scheduled to leave on an exchange program

Mari: damn that’s crazy. got a lighter?

Mari (Enrique’s friend): Oop my bad. I thought you guys Enrique: nope never been Mari: Never? Enrique: Nah bro it’s a whole thing. We come close and then something happens. Lotta context. Too much, honestly. Mari: There’s Who’s , there’s what’s, there’s when’s and where’s…with a lot of “so then”’s in between Enrique: Exactly Mari: how long has this plot been going Enrique: Three years. We met weeks before I was scheduled to leave on an exchange program Mari: damn that’s crazy. got a lighter?

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“Back then”
Enrique: SHE’S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND DUDE

“Back then” Enrique: SHE’S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND DUDE

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Cartoon of me sitting on my own hand, with a censored photo of my rancid tooth cackling.
"That guy almost killed me! " I say, and the tooth says "I almost killed you! Nyehehe!"

Cartoon of me sitting on my own hand, with a censored photo of my rancid tooth cackling. "That guy almost killed me! " I say, and the tooth says "I almost killed you! Nyehehe!"

Comic of me trembling , saying "oh, well I'm glad I got that tooth pulled, now to r-" and I am hit with multiple bouts of sickness. 
"In time for Rose City Comic Con". I am hit with a sickness anvil.

Comic of me trembling , saying "oh, well I'm glad I got that tooth pulled, now to r-" and I am hit with multiple bouts of sickness. "In time for Rose City Comic Con". I am hit with a sickness anvil.

I am pancaked on the ground, and I peel my face up, saying "I think I need to rest."

I am pancaked on the ground, and I peel my face up, saying "I think I need to rest."

GFM update ❤️‍🩹
My tooth almost took my life,I got it pulled + am getting my implant consult soon.

Since then I have been sick with a chronic respiratory issue, & it's cost me tabling RCCC.
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Illustration I did last year for Lost In Cult regarding Gameboy IP licensing in the 90’s

Big thanks to AD @smgdraws.bsky.social

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