"I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender."

FUBAR. Too much of this is happening in the crooked MLBz

A slightly modified version of the Presidents tweet to fit The Twins very FAKE win against The Mets last night

you’ve got it sir, such FAKE NEWS,

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I thought she was being funny to make a point. It then hit me...oh..

I'll have what he's having?

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How would they have tracked couples that made out during Schindler's List?

Happy to see him do well. Never get these fan bases hating on their own players before they even turn 25, specially here. Green, CJ, Alpi. Darnold in NY. Things happen.

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It's the European fit

It happens regularly

Needed a start like that from a pitcher. Welcome back, Spencer! Now they just have to find 3 more. =)

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They're carrying a genetically engineered virus derived from the alien black goo, Scully.

Saint Oscar Romero, knowing his fate, took machine gun fire while preaching the same gospel. The real ones ain't scurred. Ironically, president Puke-kele uses St. Romero for his own agenda. Should be interesting when 47's Latin American allies inject themselves into the conv. Matter of time..

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Bezos!

People forget that Amazon Prime has broadcast some of the greatest moments in NBA history.

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The shooting range.

I'm having that exact feeling when the local nine's shortstop is giving an interview while a line drive heads his way. Stay safe on da' streets.

What is this? A fascist homage for ants!!

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Ha! You win the internetz.

So when it's the actual teachings of the homie JC, religion has no place in politics. Interesting[Insert elons smug face]

Dr. Barron, Medicine Man

:Flashing back to my childhood :

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MY pope leo ain't weak on crime

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She would be like:

The so called religious right can't recognize a real antichrist. Smh

Vatican City, please make some upgrades to the pope-mobile! Carbon fiber, Kryptonian steel, and a jet engine should do the trick. Arkham's most dangerous criminal never sleeps.

It's a copy-cat league err world.

You're selling yourself short.

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Who tanks the best

The guy: "I agree with Che. The Eurostep is an anti- revolutionary move."