Something something, lesser of two weevils.

Highfalutin Corn Syrup

Still can’t get over seeing this man in Congress after having watched him be a huge fucking moron as a morning news anchor for decades

"WENT OUT QUIET, LIKE A COWBOY."
GOD THAT'S FUCKING POETRY.

I’m pretty sure Martin Scorsese’s Shark Tale is the only shark movie ever made so that shouldn’t take long

Michael Phwelps

Jean Grey walking through a Krakoan portal.

She is risen. #HappyXster

Jack Gaughan, 1962

Jack Gaughan, 1962

Screenshot of Dungeons and Dragons monster stat block segment that reads, “Traits. Demonic Restoration. If the chasme dies outside the Abyss, its body dissolves into ichor, and it gains a new body instantly, reviving with all its Hit Points somewhere in the Abyss.”

Misread this as “If the chasme dies outside of the Arby’s…” a couple weeks ago during a game and haven’t stopped thinking about it since.

Taking arbyssal as one of my languages (meat speech). #dnd

Square round hole gal and frodo during his death scene

"put it in the round volcano hole frodo"

Photoshoot for bg3 karlach with a lady holding the tail in pre cgi image

Same but reverse curve

I wanna be a professional tail holder

Still image of Principal Skinner of the Simpsons. We see him from behind as he bends over tying his shoes. Skinner’s shapely bottom temps an off-screen and unseen Bart to hurl his enormous tomato at it.

Out of context D&D memes like

That’s how you assert your dominance in the afterlife before you get there.

a man in a white shirt is standing in a corn field at sunset . ALT: a man in a white shirt is standing in a corn field at sunset .

Oh yeah… that makes more sense than what I thought

Dudes: “It’s just a biological fact that women are weaker and less physically capable than men.”

Same Dudes: “I’m pretty sure I could beat a tiger in a fight.”

More like

Chatted about weed for bit with the kid who brought the groceries out to the car and afterward he loaded them into my trunk with such care like I was a repsected village elder

Vincent Van Gogh’s painting, “Bedroom in Arles,” which depicts a simple bedroom scene featuring a bed, two chairs and a desk.

Weird to think that old boy almost certainly jorked it in that bed

lmao the eurovision mascot is so ugly I literally screamed at this reveal

It’s true though! Sometimes a little squeak & sleep is just what the doctor ordered

🪱 @cashbrowns.bsky.social

Remembering that guy from a few years ago who tried to convince everyone that his son was a balloon but then it turned out that he was a total fraud.

What a cad that man was.

"aren't you being a little mean? it's just some ai."

No. We can be meaner. Harsher. More demonic. More diabolical. Humiliate harder. Throw alley-oops and dunk on their pathetic attempts to masquerade as a creative person.

A still of a YouTube video titled “I sword fight my ex girlfriend in a Denny’s parking lot.” An illustrated image of Magik wielding a flaming soul sword and facing off against Dani Moonstar is superimposed over a real picture of a Denny’s parking lot.k

#comics #x-men #newmutants

Winnie the Pooh turned into plants

Annihilation (2018)