There are no new problems (but i'm still crossing my fingers for solutions other than gouging. your eyes out)

I told @languagedoodad.bsky.social that I was frustrated bc I saw a situation coming and did somuch to avoid it and I still ended up here and he was like that's literally the wisdom of the Ancient Greeks and honestly that really did something for me

Idk what you’re talking about he’s just a blue field with a talking thunder cloud in the middle

the new trend in tiktok is young people sauntering around in a white cloud of incense, swinging their thuribles in a wanton manner

Cannot imagine turning down ranch dressing in any context

thinkin bout gulf shrimp

Something happened to make my dog afraid of her stairs and now she simply refuses to come down from the bed (also note that it is short enough that she can and has jumped both up and down)

I made one of my grandma’s recipes by myself for the first time and I followed all the steps of every time I’ve made it with her but I was still shocked when it actually came together and tasted right

I love weird girls

"if you know what I mean": innuendo
"iff you know what I mean": dogwhistle

the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there

I feel like you’ve already made this joke, and I’m onto you

Okay so I think it might not be about the time it’s sitting out but the total number of things on the ground in the area! Just botched my big dream island mining operation….

I was just telling a story and started singing and was like ✍️ gotta tell @sociolinguista.bsky.social

And every time there’s like even a 0.2 earthquake we get a new crack in the plaster that we just don’t think about and the front door gets like a little jammed

My (rented) house turned 100 right before we moved in and I was like how amazing, this house has been here for a century, we’re so connected to our history!! And now it’s like dang kinda wish we didn’t have these plaster walls and no insulation at all and no outlets

CA misses you 🥲

i have one work in progress and two in retrogress

I love it when people offer to help with a problem but it’s like buddy you are at least 50% of the problem

Honestly no clue! I thought something was weird when I couldn’t find some paint but I just made more. But then I really noticed when I put my storage back together using like… 5 or 6 fewer chests than I had been using LOL

I was able to reload an old save!! It went back like a little farther than I wanted but like… it was worth it. I was like omg I can’t be messing this up too, I need to escape my escapism

I was redoing my storage in pokopia and I left my items on the floor and they despawned and like not only like stacks and stacks of hoarded resources but an entire my big chest full of fossils, unassessed relics, and CDs too

Miranda July is one of those authors that I read so slowly bc I can’t not imagine her ~performing~ it and she really takes her time reading her books

I had coffee with my postdoc advisor yesterday and one of my PhD advisors today and I just want to cry how lucky I am to have people like them in my life. I’m also crying for other reasons

His hat was on the table and the cookies were wrapped. They weren’t loose cookies from his head

My first introduction to pcc was also my first in person introduction to John Ohala. We met at a coffee shop and he had two almond joes hidden under his hat

I miss getting the discounted Thursday afternoon cookies from pacific cookie company after syntax class my freshman year of grad school

There’s this guy on TikTok who does the most missing-the-point, superficial but also wrong media analysis in the most serious tone of voice, and I keep thinking it’s either rage bait or satire but then people in the comments eat it up and act like it’s profound

I think you should read A Planet For Rent by Yoss, and I don’t think you should read most of the English language reviews or summaries first

It’s never a new lesson but it’s always a rude one when you realize that no degree of competence, qualifications, or confidence can save you from misogyny