Hey #Amazon,
Why not let us know when #BlackFriday *actually* starts?
Because I've been checking your #prices on camelcamelcamel.com, so I know your prices are full of 💩.
Love, Wyv 🖕
BIG HUGS for my friends out there!
Keep your chins up. There's bad mojo in the winds.
But we got this.
Just hang on a little while longer...
We will bite all the badness and snuggle each other 'til things get better.
💜
*huggles Yuri!*
Ahhh sh*t. ...Foxes on the internet.
How much you wanna bet he's ordering fried chicken to be delivered? 🍗🦊
Absolutely stunning. <3
Aaaahahahahah...
"Mooooooommmmm!!"
Updated link for list -> bsky.app/profile/flox...
“War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.”
- George Orwell, 1984.
LOL I like this guy.
I haven't heard any bad-mouthing. But then again, I almost never indulge in the social media morass.
All politics aside, Joe Biden did his best during a craptastic time in our country's history. I won't pass judgment on him, and I wish him the best during his cancer treatment. #PeaceOut
I'll eat your brussels sprouts, I kinda like those. <3
Octopus
Cabin Boy
<insert here name of any song with cop-killing or r_pe content>
*sniff sniff*
Anybody smell that?
... It smells like #McCarthyism downwind from D.C..
All you say is true.
... But I am still gonna call it "Autisminophen" for fun. :P
Shopping on _m_zon is so much fun...
* I type in search: "watercolor paper, 100 sheets, 10x8 inches, under $20."
* It displays: flat drawing paper, 20 sheets of watercolor paper for $30, and Christmas fluffy socks.
* Me: ... Fuck you, dude.🖕
I am the very model of a modern major gener...
Wait, no I'm not.
... I'm just a nutty fox. 🦊
Sorry, had a #GilbertAndSullivan moment.
Sorry, the radioactive green mineral is lovely... but I must vote for those gorgeous dioptase crystals :)
Make America Groan Again
lol <3
I thought all shows about nuns was automatically classed as "horror." :P
*Ships some fresh scallops to you*
It ain't bluecrab season yet. Sorries. But the bay scallops is very tasty. <3
"The Real Chipocalypse - Chinchillas Unite!" Picturing a very bad man covered in chinchillas, crouching ominously in front of the Chicago skyline.
The REAL Chipocalypse.
Chinchillas Unite!
Now that #pennies will disappear,
I vote we make change with stale Cheezy Poofs.
They're ridiculous, orange, and completely fake.
They leave a bad taste in your mouth.
Therefore, they'll remind us always of who stole our pennies.
I dub this sport.. OtterBoll!!
Question for the Day:
What would the world be like,
if it were not run by HubrisTastic Assholes?
Your thoughts.
Huzzah! Congrats :)
My suggestion: throw the afterparty in a Japanese restaurant and dub it "Songs of the Sushi" <3
Yes! :D And apparently the colloquial term for the male-organ in Latin and Spanish is a feminine noun. :) Go figure!
Mmmm butter biscuits drenched in butter, with a side of butter! :D
I feel like cholesterol rising as we speak. <3
Really creepy! :O