Oh, you’re still here? I thought you left ages ago

(I know they won’t)

They should bin the Monaco Grand Prix 🥱

If I ate more chips this alone would be enough to convince me to get an air fryer

Why are they lying to us about how long it takes to cook oven chips?

I’ll be there as soon as I’ve got the Eggnog Moose Mugs down from the loft

The only Christmas film I need

Did a workout and it’s warmed me right up

6am meeting tomorrow? Fuck my life

Thinking I'll skip my workouts for the rest of the year and just eat carbs instead

I’m too skinny for this cold weather

I like the sound of a Greta Garbo, what did you go for?

Please do, or I’ll revert to Pina Colada!

It is a stunner! I’m here also for cocktail inspiration

I’ll buy you anything you want (as long as it costs less than my winnings of £4.10)

I’m sorry who is this?

When it’s the middle of the night and you don’t know if you’re a multi millionaire or if you haven’t even won enough to cover the cost of the lottery ticket

It was my time 😏

*shakes both fists*

I swear, if I don't win the lottery tonight *shakes fist*

Happy Birthday! Hope Yannis has something special planned for you later x

It'll certainly make me think twice in future though

Fiction. Has to be.

Tom Selleck

Wait - why are there no DMs here to slide into?

Yes! Morning J!

*Logs into Twitter*

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