If there’s a recession then Americans will go from probiotic soda back to regular and that was an abusive relationship

Calling especially rich chocolate milk “loud”

"Until you've used a toothbrush with no friction grippies, you can never understand how fundamental friction grippies are to the toothbrush."
- Ruth Handler, on why Ken doesn't have a penis

a glimpse is the most precious form of looking. give us a fucking glimpse homie... perchance to glimpse

"It's so beautifully arranged on the plate - you know someone's fingers have been all over it." ~ Julia Child

low blood sugar comes for us all

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I didn't realize WE were supposed to be giving previews during that phase too. I've not been participating in culture properly.

Exactly one year ago today:

Robert the Deero

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

Portuguese comment from opagabrielo.bsky.social on a screenshot of my post of Trudeau & Katy Perry on a date saying "this is what teenagers in movies looked like during the iraq war"

a google translation of what they said: "The Fucked-Up Wreckage gets into so many wars that the people there refer to periods of time not as "the 2000s," but as "during the Iraq War." They also use "the Vietnam War" to refer to the 70s, or "the Gulf War" to refer to the 90s."

ok tea

certain shit has really stucken with me

A white-haired man with a cane sits on a rock in a gorgeous reflecting pool rose world. And the sun is smiling. Today is circled on a list of yesterday, today, and tomorrow. Text: Today is always for pillowy foods, wise person. (reminder: have you had your pillow snack today?)

Anthology of the Killer is OUT NOW on PS5 and Nintendo Switch!

The groundbreaking and dreamlike, IGF Nuovo-winning horror-comedy series from legendary auteur thecatamites, is finally on console!

Play once and remember forever.

This is what plays when you finally unlock Hookah Lounge in Blue Prince

gorgeous

Okay. What the fuck am I supposed to do. I'm supposed to do that?

Padme: I think the yellow M&M is kinda cute ☺️ Unassuming and nice. I guess that’s why….. I always save the yellow ones for last…

Anakin: 😏 I like grinding the shells 😒 in my teeth and 😔 spitting the chocolate onto the hot grass 😌 To put spit onto my grass out here.

yeah :)

"mess around"

Bunny!

Iran just reportedly hit an Oracle data center in Dubai and i can't stop thinking about how good it would feel to see my tax dollars spent firing Tomahawk cruise missiles at data centers.

hey what's up therapy youtube, it's the rogue therapist here to violate patient confidentiality once again and tell you everything this one weirdo just said in session

we’re tired of shit being ass

isn't that what kalshi is for

Hema's COVID wish

Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"

sacred yet forgotten

hey girl. did it yurt? when you fell from heaven? cause yurt's the only tent I see