it actually is insane that clark canonically listens for lois and bruce's heartbeats. i am always back here. i never left. i'm dead and i'm also alive.

then they fuck)

so she's 26 working a midlevel project manager job by day and trying to save a DIFFERENT teenage chosen one by night and this 42 year old mostly reformed murderer keeps being like wow i'm still dtf....good for my self perception as someone who's not a pedo, bad for my emotions and hard won sanity...

being the one who GETS to do murder seems RELATIVELY EASY" so when i complain about her leaving me. know that this is why

she really is

discord exchange between me and kate. kate: "I just found ou t the person who wrote one of my favourite mxtx fic is also the author of the dobby jobby house elf threesome fic Oooh also a very exciting looking mdzs Batman crossover" me: "i think they need to invent a new kind of jail and put you in it"

wives (derogatory)

EXACTLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

god i love reading internecine anti wank on tumblr in the year of our lord 2026. there are people beefing about teen wolf and supernatural on there still. if tumblr didn't exist the nunneries would be BUMPING

i'm experiencing the kind of period cramps that killed jesus

:) all 4 cats on the bed

this is just absurd! this is heidi fucking tandy asking for VOLUNTEER GOPHERS. pay these people, rebecca tushnet you asshole! you are fucking demons! you should be disbarred also for other reasons, holy FUCK!

disrespectfully: girl are you fucking kidding me. HIRE SOMEONE FOR THIS SHIT

judgmental party attendees meme

fandom will be good again when talking about your ships or ao3 in public spaces INCLUDING online has people looking at you like this

stop posting weird about the pitt" no sorry the entire act of being in a "fandom" needs to return to being considered shameful and embarrassing so only the dedicated perverts are doing it in spaces that are harder to find and don't provide influencer-style mass-approval dopamine

UGGGHHHHHH

💜 hate that for you, here is tibs being harassed

i'm sorry to sue bird and megan rapinoe but splitting up and ending your podcast......as i said on twt i hope there's cheating rumors. 🙏 toxicity 🙏

an american inheritance of trauma and depression 🎵 i remember kate accidentally listening to one of my intentionally depressing playlists and being like hey. are you dying

exactly. EXACTLY.

Small tabby cat on a shelf near the ceiling looking silly

Small tabby cat on a shelf near the ceiling biting the shelf corner cutely

Small tabby cat on a shelf near the ceiling staring down at us

Small tabby cat on a shelf near the ceiling striding self importantly down the length of it

Claudia has discovered something new

and then she crawled up my chest around 7 and loafed on me and purred 🥺

this morning all the other cats were locked out bc bones dropped a toy between me and kate at FIVE IN THE AY EM but we let claudia stay bc she just hangs out on the end of the bed and doesn't really come and go at all so i felt bad removing her.

i'm not saying all of this to brag but more as a personal reminder to myself that when my anxiety hits it hits so badly i become Literally delusional

on my way out i also got two coworkers sitting at the outdoor table who called out to me "your food was delicious!" ok. lesson learned. next time i will take extra cbd the day before also.

never come back again, anyway, after all that it was fine and one guy liked it enough to DM me about it

somewhat unsurprisingly after making myself completely insane for the work potluck about how everyone would hate my blackeyed peas and chow chow. what a disgusting dish, they'll say. a horrible contribution.

thanks king 🙏

@originalmardia.bsky.social please inform your strong and beautiful son that we have completed our taxes

a small tuxedo cat sleeping on a discarded pair of jeans on the bed

a small tuxedo cat sleeping on a discarded pair of jeans on the bed, from a different angle where you can see his little paw covering his face

lol kate changed out of her jeans and bones decided to faceplant in the crotch about it

@shinkicker.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYY