'Marijuana' is the only English word in which the 'j' is silent.

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Decided to buy a dictionary and 10 year old me would be so proud of the first word I looked up.

First USTA doubles league meet and I didn’t die! Comeback victory for the first match and utterly shit the bed for the second. So it goes! Fun!

Repeating "Oh no. Toilet" to myself all day.

Considering staging an intervention for my neighbor who's chosen to mow his lawn on April 11th in WISCONSIN.

Hell yes!

Everything is horrifying but you can now order Costco cakes online instead of needing to go to the store first so at least one thing isn’t horrifying.

The moon is so beautiful and mysterious it could only be associated with the human ass.

Sometimes, you just need some homemade crème brûlée.

Still miss working from home, but at least this week coworkers have brought in a huge birthday chocolate chip cookie, donuts (twice) and treated for pizza lunch.

Dudes rock

Something very special about getting new music right before a vacation to help cement memories.

Just a heads-up that homemade stovetop popcorn is dead simple to make and tastes at least 30 times better than microwave popcorn.

The way three Werther’s spread throughout my workday makes thing a tiny bit more bearable.

Cut my hands in two separate places while packaging a birthday present for a friend’s son. Next time I’ll opt for sweat or tears.

A good reminder that April 10th will be here before we know it.

You got it. There’s usually one big storm after the first nice day of Spring. But 27 inches was a bit excessive.

This is why my back hurts more than it usually does at 47.

Hell yeah, thundersnow!

Too many dorks in charge. Not enough nerds in charge.

3 mile walk before the blizzard hits.

30 years ago tonight:

So glad my annual physical is schedule for Monday.

A huge work meeting just got cancelled due to Monday’s impending blizzard and the dopamine rush will make all the snowblowing worth it.

Soup and a sandwich.
Ice cream soup and an ice cream sandwich.

Either way, a pretty good meal.

Lousy Smarch weather.

That sixteenth-pounder with Cheese food incoming.

A cartoon by Ron Cobb (1975), showing a shadow of US B-52 bomber above cratered landscape. Two people who look like Vietnamese peasants look up; one says “they’re having problems with their economy again.”

This is from 1975.

Pronouncing it markWAYNE like Glenn from Letterkenny.