So one of the many things I support in Louisville is Pandora Productions, a nonprofit theater company. They are hosting their annual Drag volleyball fundraiser this Saturday at Baxter Jack’s at 5:00. Tickets are only $10. It should be ridiculous and so much fun.
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I am putting out in the universe that if Swatch did a collaboration with Apple Watch to give me a Swatch face and Swatch band for my Apple Watch, I would give them so much of my money.
For some true pettiness, the Britney army is streaming Work bitch! In honor of this momentous occasion! Feel free to give it a play!
I’ve been experimenting with different bedtime movies lately. Tonight is ever after. I fear this movie is too good to fall asleep to though. I may end up just watching it.
No one can prepare you for the sheer number of toes this cat has. I was woefully unprepared.
I was thinking what it must have been like to watch live. I knew it was coming and still lost my mind. 11/10. No notes.
The season of itself got more and more unhinged as it progressed to the finale, episode 31!!!! And the episode itself was wild. JR was nice and deeply in love with Sue Ellen. There was a wedding. 2 people got blown up by bombs. And Bobby was alive.
I have been slowly watching old school Dallas. And tonight I finished s9 which is the season they reboot by having previously dead Bobby taking a shower in the final scene of the season finale. Everything about it was incredible.
"... really fucked the couch on this one" has a chance to enter the political lexicon, and we must persevere.
A four circle venn diagram of Timothy Olyphant roles. The furthest circle on the left has Seth Bullock from Deadwood inside. It overlaps with the circle on the right featuring Raylan Givens from Justified, and both those circles intersect with one below featuring Cobb Vanth from the Mandalorian. The Raylan Givens circle intersects with Joel from Santa Clarita Diet. The overlaps are as follows: Seth & Raylan: Jaw clench of doom Seth & Cobb: Burden of responsibility Raylan & Cobb: A sassy walk Seth, Raylan, & Cobb: The Marshal Raylan & Joel: Can't say the word "realtor"
omg i can't believe i haven't shared my timothy olyphant venn diagram over here
Wait… they were actively dating and he stopped serving his girlfriend’s beer? F that guy.
Everyone read Octavia Butler! But FFS don’t complete the dystopia by ordering it from Amazon. Here’s a long list of Black-owned bookstores to choose from instead. aalbc.com/bookstores/l...
Abstract painting with mostly black but splotches of pink, green, yellow, and orange. It’s not bad considering a cat painted this.
An abstract painting with different shades of blue. This is incredibly good considering it was painted by a cat.
We did a catnip painting party with Evie and Wilbur tonight. Evie did the blue hombre. Wilbur did the black and neon. Trying it out before I do this at #luckycatcafe502
listen to him
My deepest wish for J.D. Vance is that some day he will be a very challenging pub quiz question.
I’m so sorry friend! What a handsome boy!
Bc of her new single I discovered the Paris Hilton essentials playlist on Apple Music and that is a list of nothing but bangers. Highly recommend.
Neon colors on a black background saying slurpee day 2024. The slurpee choice was cherry fot this picture taker.
FYI it’s free slurpee day at speedway today!
Long haired black cat rests his head on a person’s shoulder like the baby that he is.
Since becoming executive director of a nonprofit cat cafe, I have fostered 3 kitties. 1 we kept, 1 was adopted from the cafe, and the third is getting adopted tomorrow. I’m super attached to Albert and I’m very happy for him but also sad to not get his cuddles every morning anymore.
I am here to once again declare that John Cena should star in an Ernest legacy sequel where he plays Ernest P. Worrell's improbably jacked son (it is never explained in any way why he is jacked)
scotus has absolutely RUINED bobby bonilla day
This very silly idea for a movie states “remake of grease 2 but it’s set in Greece and we call it “Greece 2”. It could be a sequel to my big fat Greek wedding and a grease 2 remake.
I’ve been going through old notes on my phone. I have a note that has some of my better hallmark movie ideas based on my friends. They get increasingly more silly as I drank more wine that night. SMH at drunk bj for this one.
I’m rewatching murder she wrote again and it’s the first of many episodes with Jerry Orbach and man I miss this man being on my tv.
Today is Bill and Ted day! It’s been 35 years since Bill and Ted’s excellent adventure was released. Be excellent to each other y’all!
A screenshot of a tweet by jorts the cat getting mad about a capybara wearing a hooded shirt and shoes on its front paws only and how illogical that is. He correctly states that if you put a limb through the sleeve of a shirt, the only thing you better put on that paw is a glove and shoes should go on the back paws. He’s absolutely right.
But never one to give up on something I’ve started, this was the tweet I was trying to explain and how funny the term “handals” was to me which is where cat twitter took this tweet.
So I realized much too late that I shouldn’t have started telling that story.
I was at the cat cafe trying to tell a story about the latest controversy on cat twitter to a non online person and accidentally referred to a capybara as a chupracabra and didn’t catch it right away. Then I started laughing at my mistake. But the person I was talking to didn’t know either animal. 🤷🏼♀️
gray tabby with big cheeks looking scared and sad on his first day at the cat cafe.
Same gray tabby but in profile with a big smile looking loved and content.
Recently Ziggy Marley joined us at #luckycatcafe502 and the picture on the left was his first day. He was scared and nervous and looked sad. He was adopted last week and the picture on the right was taken by his new family in his new home. #tobelovedistobechanged @fishtopher.bsky.social
Tonight there was in depth graffiti messages at the high horse about whether sex was good for you. Specifically if you orgasm from a massage within 10 minutes is that a good massage or just a waste of a massage.