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Hippos vs Ken the Crash Test Dummy! | Kratts' Creatures YouTube video by The Kratt Brothers (Wild Kratts)

Hippos kill more people a year than most other animals. They have huge teeth and enormous jaw pressure. Hippos secrete a reddish substance used as a moisturizer, water repellent, and antibiotic that is known as ‘blood sweat’.

Hippos will kick your ass.

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Hippos are great horror movie animals. They run fast (faster than a human). A 4 year old child can stand up in a hippo’s open mouth. Hippos can bite crocodiles in half. They are incredibly territorial. They don’t swim- they move by running along the bottom of the water.

HUNGRY - Official Trailer (2026) Madison Davenport, Joaquim de Almeida YouTube video by IGN

They made a Hungry Hungry Hippos horror movie. I don’t understand why there is a hippo in New Orleans.

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whoever coined this should be given a ticker tape parade

An illustration of Roach and Wee John from Our Flag Means Death. They're snuggling on a bed. Wee John has wrapped half of his body around Roach. They're holding hands, fingers intwined. Wee John's face is hidden in Roach's neck. Roach has a big smile on his face.

Sharing this one for today's #OFMDRareships prompt 'Fluff'. I just think Roach and Wee John have a great time together. #OFMDfanart

I’m tired.

I really need to remember whatever I get my mother for Mother’s Day, Christmas, or her birthday will be the wrong thing.

Going to have to return the pack of pickle balls tomorrow.

Tattoo with bruises on the edge.

I just realized my left shoulder was bruised from the accident. I didn’t see it because most of it is where I have tattoos. Can see more of it now that it’s turning different colors.

I need to return a bunch of the stuff I bought earlier.

Really need to get better control over impulse buying.

#gentlebeard #ofmd #ofmdfanart #stedebonnet #edwardteach #stickfigur3

A little late for New Romance day, but here we are!! 3.5k, Mature, some angst with flowering romance and a happy ending!! And yes I gave Officer Shaw the first name Jenkens ;)

Includes Jeffrey! Fettering! Intimate leg touching! Falling in love!

🌸🌺 archiveofourown.org/works/83510681

#OFMDRareShips

Panel 1: Bob sits on an armchair and asks, "Bob, are you ready?" Panel 2: The other Bob, wearing a red dress and sporting a moustache, enters the room and says, "I'm ready." Panel 3: The first Bob says, "You can't go out like that." Panel 4: The first Bob stands up, combs the other Bob's moustache, and says, "Your moustache is unkempt."

A painting of a bird beside the text "what a great opportunity to study a dumbass in the wild"

I'd like to take this opportunity that I WILL be getting the surgery that turns you into a cephalopod.

Art by @dannastaaf.bsky.social

Heaven's Light - an OFMD animatic YouTube video by sungme

for take two tuesday, here's the #gentlebeard animatic i did to Heaven's Light from Hunchback of Notre Dame ✨️

still pleased with this one, cause it took me ages to finish
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5 rabbits on a green background. One carries a battle axe. One is wearing an oversized knight helm. One has 3 daggers floating above its back. One sits with the handle of a flail in its mouth. And a very small bunny has the handle of a large sword in its mouth.

Drawings of a pigeon and crow on a pale yellow background, surrounded by items like dandelions, bottle caps, feathers, and French fries. In one drawing a blushing crow offers pigeon a gold watch while pigeon (also blushing) offers him a bottle cap in exchange. In another drawing crow tinkers with a Rubik’s cube in his claws. In one drawing pigeon sits on a nest he built from French fries. And in the last drawing the pair are nestled together with pigeon under crow’s wing, while crow covers him with dandelion blossoms.

Drawings of cats and sushi rolls. One cat is a calico in a sushi costume. Another is a gray tabby pawing at a roll. An orange tabby in a sushi costume paws at a different roll. Another cat lounges in its back. A bengal cat in a sushi costume is trotting.

A collection of bat-eared foxes. Two brown foxes are running, three are creeping, a light gray one is side eyeing with its tongue out, and a dark gray one is curled up and yawning.

Animals (small)! Some have food, some are food! Some have swords for revenge! Some are delinquent on their taxes and are wanted by the IRS (cute!)

🔞 elevator smut comic!
someone’s going down.. in the up #goodomens3

*adds FiveBelow to list of stores I should avoid because I impulse shop*

And I didn’t even get what I was looking for because they didn’t have any.

There are Dungeon Crawler Carl mystery keychains.

This Isn't Trading. It's Theft from Your Retirement. Someone keeps making perfectly-timed bets right before the President speaks. The victims are your pension, your 401(k), and the country I took an oath to defend.

Fifteen minutes before the President announced he was pausing strikes on Iran, somebody moved $500 million in oil futures. Somebody knew. Somebody told them. Or somebody is them.
New piece ↓
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Apparently April 23 is 'National Oil Change Day', so if you need an oil change, check with your local places, see if they are doing a deal. Considering they can run over $100 now, deals are good. Uncle Ed's has an up to 50% off coupon.

Hot pink spring

Izzy must have gotten in my work bag because I just found one of the springs she likes to play with.

You should back this. I have a number of @barkmouchard.bsky.social’s books (highly recommended Leaf Peepers & It Took Luke) and this should be excellent too. They are getting close to the goal. Help them get there!

hawking a line of branded Mountain Goats smart glasses. no matter where you look things look a little bleaker and also the wearer cannot remove the glasses once worn. I’m disrupting this sector

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I’m incredibly hostile and grumpy today.

I’m also mentally and physically exhausted.

Still waiting to hear about my car.

ELIZABETH WARREN: Did Donald Trump lose the 2020 election?

KEVIN WARSH: Uhm, we try to keep politics if I'm confirmed out of the Federal Reserve

WARREN: I'm just asking a factual question

WARSH: I believe this body certified the election

WARREN: That's not the question I'm asking

a man with long hair and a beard is wearing a fringed jacket ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is wearing a fringed jacket

Summer 2026

Black and white fluffy kitten

Black and white fluffy cat

Happy 13th birthday to the Grumpy Old Lady!

They were busy working on the first space station? 🤷‍♀️

The Russians had already beat us with the first artificial satellite, first living thing in orbit, and first human in orbit. If we hadn’t faked it, they would’ve had the first person on the moon too.

Strong Bad Email #58 - Dragon YouTube video by homestarrunnerdotcom

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