salvia perez

based

rafael devers is a psy op send transmission

There is so much healing in getting high and playing Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater

Pokémon music player intros have absolutely sent me

Teoscar just high fived Pikachu, it's baseball season babyyyyy

I have a Samsung washer and dryer and when they finish running they play a little classical music melody. One time I looked up what song it was, and found a forum post where a guy was so angry at the tune that he called it “pathetic”.

Ms. Piggy, listening to One by Metallica: Darkness?? Imprisoning MOI???

Chick fil-A: We're not open Sunday because of the Lord.

Taco Bell: We named this sauce after Satan.

car selfie before I had to go to my dang job 😮‍💨

one of my aunts gave them to the cousins last christmas, and I was kind of like "you drastically underestimate my chances in the matchup versus some packaging"

MAGA: "WAIT! YOU CAN'T USE OUR BAD FAITH SCHOOLYARD HARRASMENT AGAINST US!!!!"

Illustration of dragonite from pokemon. They are flying in the sky with pikachu in their bag dropping letters

dragonite express mail 📨

when you're watching the Ken Kesey Oregon Experience documentary and the government gives him the psychedelics in the first place in lab trials, that's amore

sad morning for the US hockey team who are back to their day jobs, Tkachuk'ing dick at the dick Tkachuk'ing factory

Disney Star Wars
Amazon James Bond
Red Lobster 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
Home Depot MASH
Spirit Halloween in a closed down Michaels Hellraiser

Bag of sludge ヘドロのバッグ (NTSC-J): 19$

Bag of sludge retro RARE (NTSC-U): 200$

lol I’m just remembering that time they were like “Look! AOC did a VIDEO when she was YOUNG where she SINGS and DANCES.”

I was angrily shoved out of the inner sanctum of a gbv pit in 2011 and was besides talking about pavement lol

false. they had popular reissues come out in that era and did huge venues on a reunion. we clamored for it

Looming - New Eyes YouTube video by No Sleep Records

just got home from work moment of zen type scenes over here
youtu.be/Mn79bwvuTGc?...

personally I think the collective ideal itself, the whole indie rock band ethos, has become kind of washed too. everyone wants to be a dreadful solo act in our very anti social times

was fortunate to see Stars from Montreal last night. listening to them talk about playing in the old Chicago at schubas etc I feel strongly like our generation had better access to good live music and to going out in general than we are giving to the generation coming up now

did you buy a bezos also??? I'm beginning to think I need an HDMI ported non smart digital tv for sure

Only a thin ribbon of human history ever got to juggle a guy in mortal kombat at an arcade with 12 kids behind you yelling OOOH

BILLIONAIRE: Ive done it all. This world has nothing for me
???: I can give you the mind & soul of Dylan Klebold
BILLIONAIRE: Hm. Jack me in

it was my great pleasure and privilege today to land the worst kickflip backside 360 ever performed

My new single that comes out in 6 days has a dildo on the cover art and the song is about God’s Dick… I won’t really be able to promote it on meta platforms and I’m almost positive Spotify will either remove it or suppress it. Physical media is important.