//grows wings and flies away//

And younger ones too, I suppose? Anyways. Take care of the kid.

Sounds fine with me, but... You seem familiar. I've seen a couple of lookalikes of you around here lately.

Oh! Is everything... No, most certainly not. I should call an ambulance.

A lost baby? That one's new... Where is the little kid?

What? That sounds interesting. Why would he assume that?

A FIRE??? GOODNESS GRACIOUS! WHERE??

PARDON ME??

WHAT??? WHO?? WHERE??

Alr he is good to go

The law is above social rules and norms.

Yeah, yeah. We got reason to assume that you do.

What is your explanation? Why are you possessing marijuana?

Almost read it as Officer Barton, sigh... Still no sign of him...

May you come with me please, sir?

Grosky, please tell me what is going on.

What the fuck

So many people here recently. Still, no sign of Barton or Gregory...

Please do not ever try to use that type of language ever again.

Sure, that's what criminals always say.

... In the music, the moment, you own it

@ottosmall.bsky.social just got arrested for battery on a minor.
In addition to a nine-year prison sentence, he also has to pay a fine of €90,000 in damages.

Noted.

Grosky is an exception.

Us policemen may not be very good at protecting people, but at least we are good at math.

🤓

An hourglass doesn't contain a thousand gramms of sand though. To achieve a million tons of sand, you would need about 5 billion hourglasses.
One hourglass ≈ 200g of sand
200g × 5 = 1kg
1kg × 1.000 = 1t
1t × 1.000.000 = 1 million tons
5 × 1.000 × 1.000.000 = 5.000.000.000

What about @constantinethedog.bsky.social?

Was in den Flammen? Ich fühle mich auf einmal so deutsch...

Inspektor Chelmey am Apparat 🤠