The rule is actually very simple. If he fumbles the ball before reaching the end zone and the angle of incidence is greater than OR EQUAL TO the tangent of an isosceles triangle whose shortest side is half the distance to the goal, and his teammate recovers it in a supine BUT NOT PRONE posture, 1/12
Posts by Mike Janssen
It is still the first half.
The Indiana wideouts are the Monstars
😂
Nebraska's Bergen Reilly in front of a lit up "CONRHUSKERS"
"Close enough" - ESPN
"there's a new serif in town"
It’s beautiful
The Vikings' 2025 season feels summarized by the first takeaway in 14 quarters being followed up by the undrafted rookie quarterback being asked to roll out on 4th and 1 and underhand tossing a pick six from 85 yards out.
I haven't, but have wondered the same thing.
Iowa 7, South Dakota State 3. Mark Gronowski went 10/26 for 87 yards for SDSU
You’ve gotta remember Kirk Ferentz once won a game 7-3 and thought to himself “I must have the quarterback from the other team”
It’s Brosmer time America
I have to say… today was a good day
Many of our community members have been looking for more opportunities to dig deeper into how open education programs are supported and sustained. Check out this series for some interesting insights! www.iskme.org/event/design...
“It was a very healthy reciprocal acceptance of suffering,” he said. “Which does not mean being defeated by suffering. Acceptance is not defeat. Acceptance is just awareness.” He smiled in anticipation of the callback: “ ‘You gotta learn to love the bomb,’ ” he said. “Boy, did I have a bomb when I was 10. That was quite an explosion. And I learned to love it. So that's why. Maybe, I don't know. That might be why you don't see me as someone angry and working out my demons onstage. It's that I love the thing that I most wish had not happened.” I love the thing that I most wish had not happened. I asked him if he could help me understand that better, and he described a letter from Tolkien in response to a priest who had questioned whether Tolkien's mythos was sufficiently doctrinaire, since it treated death not as a punishment for the sin of the fall but as a gift. “Tolkien says, in a letter back: ‘What punishments of God are not gifts?’ ” Colbert knocked his knuckles on the table. “ ‘What punishments of God are not gifts?’ ” he said again. His eyes were filled with tears. “So it would be ungrateful not to take everything with gratitude. It doesn't mean you want it. I can hold both of those ideas in my head.”
when i think of Colbert, i think of an interview he gave to GQ when he first took over The Late Show, and had this to say about losing his father and brothers in a plane crash. www.gq.com/story/stephe...
I’ve been thoroughly Sinner-pilled over the past couple of months. This rivalry is way more fun if it’s balanced. And give me the awkward nerd with space radar in his brain over the homecoming king at least 50% of the time anyway.
My God I love tennis
COCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Someday I hope to love anything half as much as Sabalenka loves loving not loving how much she loves to lose
Just got irrationally angry at a YouTuber pointing out that Windows 95 is 30 years old.
How dare you arithmetic at me.
A Most Gentle Touch, by Joanna Piotrowska, 2019
Naz Reid
daily reminder that ln(1+2+3)=ln(1)+ln(2)+ln(3)
Quite the day
I chortled
“Severance” imagined a way to free individuals of pain. Now, the show is undercutting its own premise, writes Emma Stefansky:
For decades, the U.S. has funded science, then left scientists to direct their own work. Science has flourished, and the country has benefited. Now the government is testing just how much it can renegotiate that relationship, @katherinejwu.com writes:
…and I know exactly who this is