We need science to figure out why 70 degrees in your house is colder than 70 degrees in your car

nothing quite like having my bias confirmed. feels great.

Okay, Grandma meme Grandma with a walker: I couldn't afford my husband's cancer treatments. Girl helping her walk: Okay, Grandma, then maybe next time don't deliver me a cold meatball sub

This is Sadie. She was finally reunited with her human, astronaut Christina Koch, after her mom’s voyage around the moon took her the furthest any human has ever been from their dog. She can't wait to hear all about the universe. 14/10 (IG: astro_christina)

realized that based on her meal schedule, my dog is an intermittent faster

This is like the we're all looking for the guy who did this sketch only his wife is in the passenger seat (also wearing a banana suit)

I hear the world is in search of a Mario movie with at least a cursory understanding of plot, character development, and stakes.

Well look no further. You can read my award-winning screenplay JUMPMAN: THE LEGEND OF SHIGERU MIYAMOTO right now:

drive.google.com/file/d/1-u70...

For All Mankind is back where my For All Mankind heads at

I see your "unfinished" and raise you "unstarted"

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

If you have sworn the Hippocratic Oath, you're going to have a hard time convincing me that keeping him alive isn't doing harm

YOU KNOW THE PISTONS 1 AGAIN

News: The Writers Guild has come to a tentative deal with studios on a new 4 year contract (yes, an extra year than normal!). Health plan/pension increases, SVOD bumps, protection to police licensing for AI training, more. Still must be recommended and ratified, but huge news.

Tiger King, "I'm never going to financially recover from this."

Buying LA28 Olympics tickets

Counterpoint, all of these people should have their sentences extended, and Democrats should campaign on The Trials.

Returned home from vacation the same way I always do, with a renewed vigor to commit myself fully to writing. Which of course will not happen because I also return home to life.

The Artemis II recovery area is the Pacific Ocean, which has delayed my flight home from Maui to LA. This is probably the closest I'll ever get to being an astronaut.

Swam with sea turtles today. Sometimes life is good.

Watched ARCO with the family last night. Loved it so much.

Big Ten Supremacy

When people think about travelling to the past, they worry about accidentally changing the present, but no one in the present really thinks they can radically change the future

All of my recent inner contemplation about my pursuit of a career in Hollywood basically boils down to this old reddit post

The Onion firing on all cylinders lately

I'm only 11 feature films away from my first directing Oscar.

THEY HAD TAKEN OFF THE HATS

Anyway, great Oscars, great year for movies, fuck the haters.

In my defense, I had taken an edible.

Confession, the first time I saw SINNERS I confused Smoke and Stack and spent 10 minutes thinking Smoke had betrayed his brother by going with Mary to the back room.

Jessie Buckley sporting the Aerith Gainsborough cosplay

The Oscars and March Madness in one day? It's like the Super Bowl for the nerds who love movies and sports and whose appetite for gambling caps out at about $40 a year.

Most networking happens at Q&As following screenings, but only if you use the phrase, "This is more of a comment."