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Looney Lynda Darcey by Connor Heumiller Every child in Pleasant Hills knew the story. The boogeywoman of Grey Willow Forest was a cautionary tale meant to keep children out of the woods. But when have legends...

Looney Lynda Darcey is now available at @firestorm.coop! Check it out on the website below, or if you're in the #ashevillenc area, stop in and pick it up! You can also pick up Patient No. 8 while you're there too! #Booksky #Books #IndieBookStore

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Yeah, historically speaking, releasing a new, edited version of a beloved film with extra content and never before seen footage has always worked out. Especially when it’s made crucial for understanding upcoming films. That’s never been controversial. *rolls eyes in Star Wars fan*

2 hours ago 1 0 0 0

Jealous! Wish I was able to go to Fan Fest this year.

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What Radicalized You?

Panel 1
A woman sits at a desk talking to her boss who has his feet up on the desk.
Boss: As part of ongoing restructuring your position has been eliminated. We'd like to thank you for the 30 years you spent with us.
Woman: But we made record profits last quarter.

Panel 2
A man stands in front of a dumpster full of food. His boss stands behind him.
Boss: Make sure you lock up the dumpster after you throw out all this food. Wouldn't want any bums to get at it.

Panel 3
A man stands against a wall, holding his arms up in the air, looking afraid. A police officer points a gun at him.
Cop: Police! Drop the weapon, boy.
Man: What weapon?
Cop: Stop resisting!

Panel 4
Lester sits in a booth at a restaurant. He's holding a menu that says "Cluck Bucket" on it. He looks pissed.
Lester: $24.99 for chicken wings?

What Radicalized You? Panel 1 A woman sits at a desk talking to her boss who has his feet up on the desk. Boss: As part of ongoing restructuring your position has been eliminated. We'd like to thank you for the 30 years you spent with us. Woman: But we made record profits last quarter. Panel 2 A man stands in front of a dumpster full of food. His boss stands behind him. Boss: Make sure you lock up the dumpster after you throw out all this food. Wouldn't want any bums to get at it. Panel 3 A man stands against a wall, holding his arms up in the air, looking afraid. A police officer points a gun at him. Cop: Police! Drop the weapon, boy. Man: What weapon? Cop: Stop resisting! Panel 4 Lester sits in a booth at a restaurant. He's holding a menu that says "Cluck Bucket" on it. He looks pissed. Lester: $24.99 for chicken wings?

Enough is enough.

Bonus panel on Patreon!

4 days ago 2126 489 45 25

Don’t have Facebook anymore but read through the responses, and I gotta say, this is still not a good enough response to me.

There have to be better ways to stop AI grifters than by price-gating your platform. Heinous and greedy choice imo.

5 days ago 0 0 0 0

Fuck Draft2Digital for its new fees. Absolutely fucking disgusting decision that betrays the trust of everyone using the platform. I'll be looking into other places to publish my books in the future. Decision makers at D2D should be ashamed.

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Page count: 379, word count: 101,249

Page count: 379, word count: 101,249

Crossed 100,000 words today on my #WIP! Huge milestone. Coming around to the final act. Very excited to eventually share this one with all of you! #Booksky #Writer #IndieAuthor

5 days ago 5 0 0 0

I have a Linktree now where you can see and shop all my book! Link below!

I also have a signing coming up at the Asheville Mall Barnes & Noble on June 13th! I'll be there from 1pm-3pm signing copies of Patient No. 8 and Looney Lynda Darcey!
#booksky #authorsky

linktr.ee/connorwrites...

6 days ago 3 0 0 0

I’ve got a book signing coming up! If you’re in the #Asheville area on June 13th from 1pm-3pm, I’ll be at the Asheville Mall Barnes & Noble signing copies of Patient No. 8 and Looney Lynda Darcey! Be there or be square!!

#Booksky #Booksigning #indieauthor

6 days ago 8 0 0 0

The war crimes and abduction of families didn’t cross any lines, but the AI image of him as Jesus did? There is no helping y’all.

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connorwriteshorror Official: TikTok, Instagram | Linktree Author of queer horror that gives voice to the voiceless then turns those voices into screams of terror

Hey world! I have a linktree now where you can find all my books and socials in one convenient place! Check it out!
#authorsky #writersky #selfpromo #booksky

linktr.ee/connorwrites...

1 week ago 5 0 0 0

Watching that warehouse worker burn it all down is the first thing in a long time that’s given me any hope for the future.

1 week ago 0 0 0 0

I’ve never been more excited! Underrated gem of a slasher!

1 week ago 1 0 0 0

*sigh*
If your Kickstarter video/image is AI, I won't back it.
If your book has an AI cover, I won't read it.
If you're a public supporter of AI use for creative work, I will unfollow you.
I cannot stress enough how offensive I find AI use in the arts. It is outright theft, it is lazy, it is gross.

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Impeachment isn't enough. I'm thinking disembowelment, maybe?

1 week ago 0 0 0 0

Are we great yet? Cuz I'm beginning to doubt there will ever be greatness in our nation's future ever again.

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2 weeks ago 10404 2746 11 34

Fiction lied to us. Evil isn't dark, brooding, robed in black, and kinda hot. Evil is dumb, orange, dying too slowly, and ugly as sin.

2 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

I know this and you know this and we all know this but sometimes you gotta say the obvious thing out loud (so to speak) just so you don’t feel alone or crazy: our president is a deeply unwell and utterly vile man who shouldn’t be in charge of driving a golf cart much less the free world.

2 weeks ago 1854 342 18 12
Page count: 340, word count: 90,141

Page count: 340, word count: 90,141

#WIPUpdate!
Just crossed 90,000 words on Influencer! Ramping up and starting to get really excited about this one. #WriterSky #IndieAuthor #BookSky

2 weeks ago 6 0 1 0

I have officially been ruined by a video of Ben Starr finding out what a chastity cage is. I need help! 🤣

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

Okay, this actually looks really sick.

2 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

Happy #transdayofvisibility! I am so lucky to have so many awesome trans people in my life. My being is enriched by every single one of them. I’m sorry the world is run by a handful of bigots that make life so much harder for you. You are seen, loved, and appreciated more than you know.

2 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

If you consume Harry Potter I'm judging you not just for Rowling's bigotry but also because she's a hack writer and the whole appeal of the series is "what if I was like totally the special-est in a society of special people and everyone was obsessed with me just for existing 💅🏻😌🫦"

3 weeks ago 19 1 1 1
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My new copies of the Hellraiser series

My new copies of the Hellraiser series

Finally taking the plunge back into physical media. I’m sick of needing more and more subscription for movies and shows and it’s time to take back ownership of the things we spend money on. I’m starting with Hellraiser in prep for the new #HellraiserRevival game. Gonna binge these before I play!

3 weeks ago 2 0 1 0

Under no circumstances should anyone watch or support the new Harry Potter show. Not only because it is cash grab slop, but also because the author who stands to gain from it is a horrendous bigot who uses her gains for evil. I won’t even watch the trailer. Not giving them the ad revenue, thanks.

3 weeks ago 2 1 0 0

#WIPSnips

A (very) rough draft from Influencer, my upcoming 3rd novel. Here, my title character is "comforting" one of his viewers just before she makes a fatal decision.

#WriteSky #WritingCommunity #HorrorBooks

3 weeks ago 15 3 0 0

Harry Potter was almost thirty fucking years ago.

Thousands of much more talented authors write endlessly imaginative and entertaining books all the time. ALL THE TIME.

You have a lot of phenomenal work to catch up on. Decades of better work by better people. It's time to grow up and let go.

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