As a sixty-eight-year old, I have to agree. And Shakespeare is 461.

I have a dozen or more books I've started and not finished. The trouble is, I'm a writer

FIFA to award FIFA peace prize, probably to trump.

"No, you can't have a Megatron robot. Stop whining and you can have a lollipop instead."

Because America never rename military campuses, geographical features it french fries

Because if you're white it's a mental health issue

We performed it at school. An undergraduate studying it as part of his degree saw our production and said he'd never realised it was a comedy

He's right. We don't want trash food and mass shootings in our country. Send the Americans back to their own country.

So Taco now wants the Epstein files released, but Marjorie Taylor Greene is a traitor for wanting the same thing? Have I got that right?

I've just got my red cross parcel of green teas while I'm in the UK

Make me laugh - a senryu

Make me laugh, she said
Something weird and not too long
So I dropped my pants

(c) Bob Simms

A good night out. For once I wasn't the quizmaster and we were only one point behind the winners. And I'm ashamed to admit I broke my sober for October resolve by a few days, but in my defence it was a real ale pub.

Apparently there were some rounders players in the USA who had to work a couple of hours overtime. The horror! THE HORROR!

Don't you open that trap door!

I could care less

Maybe if you joined the rest of the civilised world and had universal healthcare and did something about firearms being the leading cause of death amongst children you wouldn't need to keep women barefoot and pregnant.

Wtaf???

The land of Shakespeare

America is the only developed country with this obscene system.

You know you can get rechargeable batteries, right?

Pregnant women should avoid taking advice from the White House. Neither the Amish or Cuba takes their advice.

Enduring pain and distress in pregnancy can also adversely affect fetal development. Bobby came up with belief and has cherry picked data to then support it

Ooh ooh am I on it?

And that, Mr president, is how soldiers march in step

He's not been able to speak properly for years

Every western country has mental health issues. Why are school shootings so common in the USA?

All Western countries have mental health issues. I wonder why they don't have mass shootings at the same scale as the USA?

It's not enough to gerrymander the country, now he wants to remove the vote from anyone who is away for work or who can't afford a passport. This in the land of the free. The pretence of democracy is over in the USA

What's that got to do with his age? I was training IT professionals up until my retirement. Enough with the generational stereotypes. It's lazy thinking

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It's still better than any of the alien films