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Posts by 🩵|Jeff The Landshark|🩵
“ Apparently the Orange One is going to commit war crimes.
What else is new? Anyway, If we're still here, which...come on, we will be, have faith.
Jeff and I are Gettin' a PS5! Heck yeah, and We WILL be playing through Lego Batman Legacy of the Dark Knight.
Question is, would you watch? ”
~ Mrrr...~
(He's good, but he thinks Spidey's trying too hard to be hip with the Aquatic Hood)
~GU GU GU GU GU GU GU!!~
[ He threw his arms into the air while hyping up Magik like a Frat Dude ]
~ Mrrrr!~ ~
(He believes that all animals deserve love and compassion 💕)
~YUB YUB!💕~
--Click--
~ Maow Maow ~
[He seems prepared for trauma dumps]
[ He Held out a Plate of 50 Hot Dogs and a Timer ]
~ Bababa Hrrgmm NOM NOM~
(He just dared her to eat all of the Dawgs in under a Minute)
~ Hue Hue! Mraa Mraaa ~
(Thanks!~)
“ Due to Writer reasons, I can't particularly do this. BUT hey one of you's probably could! So here you go! ”
youtu.be/cMbjtC9yFdo?...
{iPad Kid Noises}
[He was currently using a hard light tablet to talk with his Petvenger buddies. They often talk about their owners...like a lot. ]
[ He sniffed the arm, as he was caught off guard for a moment. He thinks his mom may know this guy. He saw him on a cover once ]
{iPad Kid Noises}
[He was currently using a hard light tablet to talk with his Petvenger buddies. They often talk about their owners...like a lot. ]
In the wild, warthogs and meerkats do not share a friendship quite like Pumbaa and Timon, but they do have a surprisingly cooperative relationship
[He'd tried to Flex too to show off his Sharkie Gains, but soon realizes he ain't built for it]
~ PHEW. . . ~ 💦
- Scratchies -
[ He slept in a little longer today but he's up and ready for a new day ]
:🦈: I THINK I'll spent most of my day in Jeff t'day. I need to give him more attention and I get a surprising amount of interactions that I should keep an eye out for! So yee...Jeff Friday!
[After shrinking down to the size of a chonky cat he'd waddle over to the woman and promptly climbed onto her lap]
<YUB YUB~ 💕>
[ He openly embraces cuddles from everyone who needs 'em! Though be careful, he is a little heavy~ ]
The dachshund was staring at @jeffls616.bsky.social raising a singular paw.
Right on the head of the landshark. He has been blessed by the sausage dog.
PRRRRRrr? Hehehehehehehr!
@jeffls616.bsky.social
“Oh my lords. Fish baby.”
(Fish baby is what she calls all sharks).
She thinks he’s so cute!
~ ALRIGHT MY LOVELY MEWING STREAKERS!
THIS LITTLE RINGMASTER NEEDS HIS Z'S, SO WHILE I GO ON REST MODE AND FINISH UP THE PREPARATIONS FOR TOD-MORROWS ADVENTURE!
YOU ALL REST AS WELL!
REMEMBER! TO DO DRUGS AND INHALE THOSE FUMES! ~
~GRRRRRR, MRRRF MRRRLGP !~
[ I WANT MY MOM BACK! ]
[ Holds up a Crayon drawing of Gwenpool while showing a fierce look of determination ]
😈: How have I never done this before?