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Posts by Brosemite Sam
I just hope it's on camera so people will laugh for hundreds of years. Could be completely painless for all I care, I just want laughter across generations
You vpte for Republicans when you hope your kids will be hurt less than other people. You vote for Democrats when you want your kids to do better than you. Simple as
Parasitizing the corpse of the American body politic *is* the Musk business model
*Roger Ricketts is a minorty jazz musician from Memphis*
Mike Johnson: "gah, no not like that"
If Elon Musk's wealth drops to $300B he might blow his own brains out. I say we go for it
Ans they are right for that, because the feral Appalachian savages are incapable of governance.
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I will drive up to Toronto and become of one of those Russian batallions fighting for Ukraine (the not white supremacist one)
Lmao Trump is alienating all the constituencies that still support him
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Roboholing
During his confirmation hearing he sounded like Darth Vader and I was like "surely they'll stop the evil guy from killing kids" but nope
The Statue of Liberty will be New Jersey land once more ๐ค
Hey buddy, April Fools was three weeks ago
You think he will be trying to hold on to power by November, I think he will be struggling to hold onto this mortal coil by November. We are not the same.
L, 51:49 ratio bozo
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Dasymetric map
I like the dasymetric maps that are basically 1 dot per 100 people color coded. Makes the whole map look more purplish, but shows where people actually live versus what's empty space.
Tobacco fields and percocet don't vote
I'd bash the shit out of my shins on this
Bermuda, Bahamas, come on sloopy mama
Lmao I thought this was a Murican. I guess we're not so different after all, we have similar people (derogatory)
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Like I'm afraid of collective punishment for people of ethnicities I'm friends with. "Black" or "white" are considered American, unequal, but American by many. I'm friends with a lot of people who aren't citizens, though, from all over the world.
I remember 9/11 and VTech and the local racism
It's super fucked up to say, but at this point I'm most relieved to hear it wasn't committed by a demographic I care about a lot.
I understand this isn't all that different than what many of these mass shooters openly strive for, but could I say it's any more tragic of these kids than the 8 random people at a supermarket in Buffalo murdered by a white supremacist punk?
It's some strange feelings to navigate. Is family annihilation really worse than half a dozen kids plus getting killed by a rando? I could never make that qualitative determination. It sucks either way, and kind of fades instantly into the backround in our news because it "wasn't enough"
She's Alohamaxxing
Reminded of a Matador many years ago who got gored up the throat and out his mouth and became an animal rights activist for bulls.
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