When they're down to 99% off, the price will approach the IQ of the average Kid Rock fan.

He doesn't expect to win. It's not about that. His lawsuit has three purposes:
- Placate the boss so Patel doesn't get fired.
- Make The Atlantic spend a bunch of money defending itself.
- Intimidate future potential whistleblowers with the possibility of discovery.

This would be more of a threat if most red states weren't already gerrymandered to the hilt. Some blue states are about as bad, but it doesn't leave much wiggle room. I've watched the GOP steamroll calls for nonpartisan mapmaking in several states. They outsmarted themselves.

At least he's no longer spelling it "Straight."

T-shirt cannon.

It's the only one of "my shows" that my dad would watch.

Next up: Double secret probation!

Notice he also refers to *Khomeini,* not *Khameinei.* Khomeini has been dead for 37 years.

The world's loudest health organization!

I guess it's good he acknowledges that he's leaving?

I'm only OK with this if it gets the Spinal Tap "Stonehenge" treatment.

Sheesh, calm down. In a billion years or so, the Sun will expand to engulf the Earth or at least render it uninhabitable. Then the Iranians will have no choice but to open the Strait. All we have to do is wait.

They're not even addicted to power. They're addicted to its empty trappings. They've abdicated actual power.

In the same area as Schmidt's - German Village - Stauf's Coffee Roasters and the adjacent Book Loft are worth a stop.

If you have time in Columbus, do try York Steak House. It's the last one left and a great throwback to the '80s. Also good is Schmidt's Sausage Haus, though it's more touristy.

The F-15E has been a two-seater since 1985. Knowing this does not require a leak. But you can bet Trump didn't know it until he was belatedly told.

Quesoblanca.

What was your favorite flavor - birch, maple or pine?

Well, the missing service member probably isn't a major Republican donor.

If anything like this happened, which I doubt (though I can easily see Hassett pestering servers), they just told him whatever would make him go away.

It's not a whim! George knew their meetings were BYOB but he *never* brought one!

I had a couple friends who, years ago, tried to "pre-tan" before a Florida trip. They burned themselves scarlet, never dared to hit the beach, and were miserable their whole vacation.

Siberia - send 'em back where they came from 900 generations ago!

Medical escorts.

True, but I wonder if Noem understands the distinction.

More like "stumbling around in a dark room."

This is what happens when you underpay your designers and say "What are you gonna do about it?"

Compensating for a whole lot there.

Actually Linsdey Graham in a St.
Bernard suit.