As-is, including the monologue in the dropship where he delivers an impassioned soliloquy on all the weaponry they're carrying

ALIENS but replace Bill Paxton with Beaker

Invert the usual movie cast/Muppet question: I propose Wrath of Khan and leave everyone as-is except replace Ricardo Montalban with Gonzo (h/t this week's episode of @warrocketajax.com)

On the one hand this is so tremendously ego-poisoned and stupid that yes I believe it could've happened, but on the other you're asking me to believe in a Trump official who knows an actual fact about history, so 🤷

At least one (1) person out there fully understands and internalizes the concept of scansion and for this we give thanks

Band and album title

The question of whether or not X is ever gonna give it to us has been posed elsewhere by others and we need not rehash it here; what we must now consider is the possibility that X simply gave it to someone else while our attention was diverted, and if so, what do we do with this knowledge

I've now added publicly available construction permits to a few cities that had good APIs for it; if you're feeling nosy you can filter permits by cost and find out what everyone's remodel is going for

ferociousj.github.io/construction...

Please play around with it and tell me if something seems broken, I hope it's genuinely useful to some other parent out there!!

Once it's got more sites reported, you can filter on things like "what kinds of machines do I want to see" or "is there a good view?"

Sites are color-coded by recency, so over time they'll turn red, but you can click a button to refresh a reported site if it's still active

Kids love watching construction, right? (my kids love excavators the most) But how are you supposed to know where to go watch some? I made something and I think it's ready to accept actual data:

ferociousj.github.io/construction...

Hey. You wanna see something?

I think the real problem is that everyone keeps shouting "edro, edro!" at the Strait of Hormuz when the real word is almost certainly "mellon"

For some reason I can't stop thinking about that guy who created an entire staff of made-up AI bots and immediately sexually harassed one of them AND THEN TOLD US ALL ABOUT IT IN A BLOG POST OR WHATEVER IT WAS when did that happen? a thousand years ago?? a million???? oh it was less than a year ago

i don't know if this is a hot Starfleet Academy take or not We must learn by doing

Starfleet Academy is fun actually and I invite you all to come join me on this hill!!!!!!!!!!

ferociousj.beehiiv.com/p/i-don-t-kn...

This and the following post are my exact position as well

I cannot think of any greater irony to witness than a cybertruck driving past me with TESLA SERVICE DEPT livery on the side, of all things

Okay this rules

continue to think that if instead of "raw milk" we called it "doodoo milk" people would understand the risk proposition

Since the second kid I think I only shower every 3 days or so and therefore I demand a minimum of $400k/week according to this new math

You just gotta jingle the keys again, make the trophy bigger or shinier, maybe bring in a hot babe to present it to him wait why am I giving this knowledge away for FREE

Large corporations I am available to hire as your new Trump Ingratiation Officer, please form an orderly line

Did anyone tell Amazon that if they wanted to "curry favor" with Trump, instead of blowing millions upon millions on this piece of shit Melania doc, they could've just spent like a couple grand on a fake award for Bezos to hand him in front of a camera

"We'll make a rule that ICE isn't allowed to kidnap and disappear citizens, a rule that they'll definitely follow because they sure haven't been breaking any other rules with total impunity on camera that we can see"

I CANNOT with these useless fucking fucks, who's running against them already!!!!

Is this agentic AI

Death Whistle

If the ICE pricks somehow habituate to the nice whistles everyone's using now, I advocate switching to the AZTEC DEATH WHISTLE en masse and seeing if we can inflict true lasting damage (link to sound samples at the bottom)

www.news.uzh.ch/en/articles/...

Anytime I have to see Jeffries or Schumer's stupid useless faces or read some idiotic centrist bullshit they said I need an immediate followup post that says who's primarying them and where to donate, is there already a bot for that or something

(Screenshot of a text conversation; I'm eliding the irrelevant bits because I can) Friend: I'm just here for THE HAUNTED DOG WHAT THE HELL Me: [an emoji kitchen mashup of the pumpkin + dog emoji, which results in a dog with a pumpkin for a head] Friend: Perfect sticker Does ghost and dog do anything Me: It turns into Forrest Whitaker

Going through my important files for something and stumbled across this permanent record of the best joke I will ever make thanks to Android emoji kitchen

Google says Disney+ has it but I don't fully trust; I'll check after the kids go to school!