....Sunny?

And.

A salad.

I think I'm gonna make muffins today!

I like to play and draw

!!!

I think being able to stay alive inside you for longer is even more sexual to a lot of people.

"Now that you've met me, I will teach you one thing..."

100%.

Pressing the entirety of your physical weight into someone? Feeling their chest struggle against your own? So desperate for their touch you wish you could merge into one being, so you do the next best thing?

It's sooo intimate. Also boobs in your face.

The best way to check if you have a fat ass is to ask the nearest hot girl to peg you and listen for the plap.

'What's mushroom wine'?

I'm SO GLAD YOU ASKED!

It-

[They suddenly throw up and then pass out on the floor]

//offering #Kar'niss another light to follow

a herd of sheep walking down a road with rocks in the background ALT: a herd of sheep walking down a road with rocks in the background

[assing assily]

Haha! Yeah you could say that.

Hm? Oh you mean the twink? I think he'd evaporate if he went into a brothel.

Everyone wins!

🍈 🍈

That works too!!

Keep me on speed dial!

I'll be your universal currency baby what needs buying point me at it

Sex.

Man. Me too.

I wanna go to a melon market.

ISN'T IT!!

I want to go mud bathing and crunch an entire watermelon in my mouth!

;)

[this question seems to excite them, judging by how they jump up and down twice and start slapping their own cheeks, beaming]

Ohhh oh ohhh...mmm!! Yes! Uhm...what was it...

I mean I don't like to turn enemies into this but I love Hippo Polymorph

Yeah! Sheep is just kinda the default. A lot of magic casters pick a favorite.

I just had an awful hallucination about one of my heroes from lore saying something super rude.

Thank fuck that wasn't real. Anyway.

Babe.
Do you really think I can't give myself tentacles.

Oh probably. Wizards love experimenting with that sort of shit.

It is! Especially for us because instead of dealing with a cockhead we get to watch a cute fluffy sheep walk around for a few minutes.