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𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚖 . . .
𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚢 . . .
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Just got told off for cramming an assignment.

…In my defense, I was on stakeout.

One thing I KNOW is that we can't be the only ones feeding Clark these 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘴. If he knows us at all...it won't fly..

We need accomplices.

₊⊹ STRAWBERRY BLISS ⋆˚꩜.ᐟ

Come onnnn. It'll be like old times. Green Lantern and Flash. You know we don't get much action these days.

Uh-huh. Go right ahead!

There's nothing to lie about! Seriously!

On an unrelated note, did you know they grow Batmen in test tubes in gene labs over the country?

Wayne.

Maybe the plan would go better if we lied to-

I mean, 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘥 Diana as well.

Heh.

That's where we're here for, eh? Let's find out. One gaslight at a time.

So? We have an extra gullible Supe on our hands. Why not have fun?

You are lacking in an adequate amount of social anxiety.

They breed em in test tubes in a lab somewhere.

“Don’t raise your hand until you’ve extended it first.”

𝑫𝒊𝒂𝒏𝒂 ~ 𝑾𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝑾𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏

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┊ ᴊᴜꜱᴛɪᴄᴇ ʟᴇᴀɢᴜᴇ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ

#DCRP #MVRP #ComicRP #BskyRP

Where the hell are you taking my best friend for WEEKS?

Right? Sometimes they do a couple act! Really popular.

And, when I say friendly...

Well, there are kids around. Very...agreeable.

Bruce is the new guy at the corner strip club. Real friendly guy. Can borrow him the night for a fifty bill.

💭: He wouldn't even correct me. Not right now.

💭: I can do something so funny right now.

BRUCE WAYNE, YOU GAY FUCK.

WHAT? WHY WASN'T I INVITED??

Oh, yeah. That.

...NO FAIR, THEY NEVER TOLD US FACE TO FACE!