I would only shoot backhanders against the #Sabres goalie because both goals were backhanders. I’d shoot from my own end because it might have a chance. #Bruins. #BOSvBUF. .

How the hell in God’s green Earth did Aaron win $50000 over the last few shows? #WheelOfFortune.

That hat on Chloe’s head. I just can’t stop staring at that hat. #snl.

A pair of Jacks on the show tonight. Next week, it will be beaten by a pair of Kings. Regina King for the host and Marcus King for the musical artist. #SNL

Jack Black and Jack White on #SNL at the same time. Are worlds colliding?

If Moses led his people out of Egypt today, he would have to be safe and politcally correct. And would use a tether. #TenCommandments #Easter. #Passover.

This scene in the #TenCommandments that scared me as a kid. It looked like a hand comind down from the night sky. Ans I was the first born of my family. #Easter. #Passover.

Now that's what I call Hail to the Chief.
#TenCommandments #Easter #Passover

The #TenCommandments offer great guidance for life. The Lesser known Tent Commandments are just as important. #Easter #Passover.

I try to watch the #TenCommandments every year. It's a good watch but it's so campy with marginal acting. I do love the parting of the Red Sea scene. They did it by reversing footage of water pouring into large studio tanks with wind machines, blue screen techniques & paintings to create water walls

Tonight we say goodbye to #ResidentAlien. I want to say thank you for four years of great laughs. Here’s a painting my daughter made of Harry for me. Harry and the gang will always be with me. In my living room facing my plant. @ResidentAlien @JennaLamia @alantudyk @AliceW18130

You Go Sheriff Mike!!!!! Get that Mantis Sonnova B****!!’ #ResidentAlien. @ResidentAlien

#TheLateShow band was playing one of Chuck #Mangione’s big hits. Nice tribute. #LateShow.

I heard the news about #Colbert & #TheLateShow being cancelled in 2026 for “purely financial reasons.” Bulls**t!!’!!!
Clearly part of the settlement with Trump. #Paramount executives are weak money grubbing cockroaches.
When Colbert’s show ends, I will no longer watch #CBS.

I did not know #ResidentAlien was on at 10 tonight. In addition, my computer is having a problem with the letter "B." Sorry @ResidentAlien, but I need to borrow Harry's catch phrase regarding these developments.

Watching #Jaws on #NBC and am rooting for the shark. #Jaws50 #jaws50thanniversary #JawsAnniversary

Congratulations to former #Bruins captain Brad Marchand and the #Florida #Panthers from #SalemMA for winning the #StanleyCup . Bring the trophy to our gift shop and tour company for a free #ghost tour. #StanleyCupFinals #FloridaPanthers #NHLStanleyCup #NHL

#Musk and #Trump are on the rebound. Breaking up is hard to do. I’m sure the make up sex will be superb for both of them. #muskvstrump #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #TrumpIsAStoneColdLiar #TrumpVsMusk
#TrumpVsElon

Looking forward to tonight's season finale of #SNL. Wondering if there will be any announcements. #SNL50

Deathly Diner should have been the LAST sketch of the night. Right? Am I right? See what I did there? #SNL. #SNL50

I am really surprised that Mikey Day took his shirt off on #SNL tonight before Walton Goggins did. #SNL50.

Those dogs did pretty good in the sketch. Will they be on stage at the end of the show with the human actors? #Snl50 #snl. .

More buttons coming undone. At this rate, Walton Goggins will be naked for the last skertch. #SNL. #SNL50

You know what they say about a little foot and a big foot? Little socks and Big Socks #SNL. #SNL50

That cold open was insane. I hope Colin is up to date with all his shots and vitamins. #SNL. #snl50

I would eat a BurSweeto. #snl #SNL50

If the 1800s are the One Eight Hundreds, then what is the 2000s? #snl #SNL50

The 151st running of the #KentuckyDerby is today. Sex with me is just like the #Derby. There are days of preparation that go in to it for a mere two minutes of action.

The slot opened up for Nichuskin like Moses parting the Red Sea. Gonna call him Moses for now on. #Avs #Avalanche #Stars. #DALvsCOL #NHLPlayoffs #NHL.

The White Potus was spectacular. Now I know what to call these times we're living in. #SNL #SNL50