When I gently suggest to the person next to me on a plane that they can put the arm rests down if they would like, I am actually begging them not to touch me or spill over into my lane.

I caught this on TV three weeks ago and all the lyrics came back and it's still stuck in my head. Or whatever night I posted here about 60s musicals.

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What can you do for the resistance? I can tap dance. It's my most underutilized skill. It was very costly to my parents.

All the old comedians used to be able to tap dance. I wrote a paper on it.
Why don't they require that anymore?

I watched a lot of 1960's shows as a kid, and today tons of the old musicals were on. I really thought my dance skills were going to be a lot more important to my creative career. Nobody has hired me to tap dance for a street scene. I haven't had to Fosse, Fosse, Fosse across a bar. What the heck.

I haven't posted here in forever, but man, I fuckin love Minneapolis.

If you're ever there, check out Powwow Grounds- tell them how awesome they are. Send them some $ for community supplies.

There are a lot of awesome places and people there but that's a favorite.

Can you though

🎉

It seems to be rapture season again 🍁
#mememonday #memes #rapture #raptureready #planahead #tistheseason

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I had a lot but it was mixed with coffee grounds and turned brown

Literally have a whole stand up set on this right now😂 specifically the phlebotomist compliments

Garbage.

If Debby Harry is 80, how old are we?

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PSA - I posted twice already this week on Instagram about The Beach Boys and then the great Brian Wilson died.
I'm not saying it's my fault, but we should note this in case patterns form.

How's work going?

Tonight we ska #blueska

One full week of rain and I've brewed a cup of coffee with no cup. Seattle friends, idk how you do it.

Woman in sunglasses wearing an Oscar the Grouch tote bag.

Will be proudly wearing this tote and continuing my support for PBS and Children’s television workshop as long as they’ll allow me to give them my money.

Express yourself. It’s all trash right now - but we need to stay in it together.

I love when I get up early EST and my PST friends are still up at odd hours and we have unhinged conversations.
Please, message me from weird hours in different time zones about cheese whiz. Everyone.

I wish I was trained in martial arts, multiple instruments and cool shit instead of what all the different beeps coming from my phone and computer mean and if they're something that needs to be answered right away or can be left for a bit.

It’s a great day to listen to punk rock.

It's the song "Enola Gay" banned, too? Asking for me. I listen to it sometimes.

Condolences

Hi humans, I love you even if we're all dumb sometimes. xoxo

It's not Monday and I wasn't gonna do this, but when someone says, "I am become meme." They've left me no choice. #mars #mememonday #eggs #parks