You’re the girl who does a face plant in the opening of Little House on the Prairie.

There's a fun third season episode of Red Dwarf called Timeslides that plays around with this idea.

And are the humans inside them like Richard Gere’s gerbil?

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Drop someone CRAZY 🤪🖤😵‍💫

Still one of my favourites.

There's an underlying plot to all the films as their (fake) real lives intrude upon their work vacation. It's more about the two faffing around Europe though. They're both very funny performers.

So a book version of the Steve Coogan & Rob Brydon Trip films?

Milli Vanilla

The Woman With the Glass Heart.

I like JKR the same way my dog likes the Brussels sprout he thought was a treat.

Happy Birthday to Woodrow Wilson and @markkubert.bsky.social

Then he put on his sunglasses and walked out into the night.

Guns N’ Roses have a song called Paradise City.
Bruce Willis starred in a film called Paradise City.
Bruce Willis starred in Die Hard.
Die Hard is a Christmas movie.
Cased closed!

Nobody’s done it better.

In ancient times
Hundreds of years before the dawn of history
Lived a strange race of people
The druids

“Let's kick some ice!"

Rolf has one of the most punchable faces in movie history.

My second favourite movie ending right behind the original Italian Job.

A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif.

Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.

That's actually a surprisingly good movie.

Did that one summer feel like ten summers?

A shark with a Hitler moustache.

And the wolves also killed the puppy that was given to her by her late husband.

The only thing ketchup belongs on is potatoes. Everything else is a food crime.

So they don't eat it for dinner? My world view is in tatters.

Wait. There's no Kraft Dinner in America?