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TEHRAN (The Borowitz Report)—In a major setback for Donald J. Trump, Iranian negotiators warned on Wednesday that having to spend “even one more minute” with JD Vance would be considered “an act of war.”
US oil executives met Venezuela’s acting president seeking assurances on contracts, royalties and asset protection as Washington pushes companies to help revive the country’s struggling energy sector
Tuesday April 21 2026 reminder that not a single Epstein client has been arrested
#EPSTEIN
#EPSTEINFILES
#TRUMPANDEPSTEIN
An orange orchard where workers are laboring
"Francisco" shares "The hard part about harvesting oranges is we must fill a 70lb bag full of oranges and dump it in a 900 lb bin. It takes at least an hour to fill a bin. On a good day we might fill 6 bins. We earn $24/bin. When we finish for the day, our backs ache." #WeFeedYou
"It'll take me two weeks" -- Trump, ranting at length, is waving around his rendering of a demolished and rebuilt Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool
The chucklefuckery is neverending with these people.🤦♀️
Yes, this IS a disgrace! Republicans are pedophile protectors. 😡
Scott Galloway on his podcast: "Today we're joined by one of the most influential voices. I'm an enormous fan of Ben Shapiro, I appreciate his moral clarity and reasoning."
absolute fucking clown shit
Senate Republicans held a budget reconciliation “vote-a-rama”
in the wee hours of the night
to kickstart their Immigration and Customs Enforcement and Border Patrol funding process.
The controversial move,
which wrapped up just after 3:30 a.m. on Thursday,
resulted in a 50-48 vote in their favor […]
Trump told you he’d run America like a business.
He is.
It’s called asset stripping. You sell the profitable pieces, gut the workforce, load it with debt, and walk away rich while everyone else holds the bag.
Congratulations. You didn’t elect a president. You hired a liquidator.
SpaceX IPO is a complete scam, and we love to see people pointing that out. #TeslaTakedown www.reuters.com/sustainabili...
Who produces that? have somebody else double triple outputs to make up for it, don't wait for Irans rations.. or Trump's.
The consequences of closing the Straight of Hormuz has begun to strike food sources.
Cartoon by Joel Pett
ICE ARE THE WORST OF THE WORST
#disbandice
How far have we fallen?
We have the acting Secretary of DHS threatening the life of Chuck Schumer, Senate minority leader.
Breaking News: E.U. nations approved a $106 billion loan for Ukraine after months of delay. Here’s what it means for the war with Russia.
This image is a political cartoon depicting a stack of newspapers titled "DAILY NEWS." Key details include: Front Page Headline: The main headline reads, "CHEAT AND LIAR ACCUSES EVERYONE OF CHEATING AND LYING." Caricature: To the left of the headline is a black-and-white illustration of Donald Trump. Artist Credit: The bottom right corner features a handle, @yoyoha, which is the social media tag for artist Josh Hara. The cartoon uses irony to comment on the political rhetoric of the person depicted, suggesting a contradiction between his actions and his accusations toward others.
"CHEAT AND LIAR ACCUSES EVERYONE OF CHEATING AND LYING." #trump
🔥🔥🔥 DO NOT BE DISTRACTED & STAY LOUD
TRUMP IS GOING DOWN — BIBI, PUTIN, BONDI & MELANIA KNOW!
TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS & I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared 🔥🔥🔥
Republicans are so dumb, they don’t believe it’s corruption if you brag about it.
Did I miss something? I thought the goal was to open up the strait and allow oil to flow to the rest of the world.
Alternet: Adam Kinzinger: “Texas redistricts without a vote, Republicans cheer. Dems in Virginia respond by putting it UP FOR A VOTE OF THE PEOPLE, it passes, Republican cry foul.”
Without hypocrisy, Republicans would have no values at all.
#ProudBlue #Pinkks #SheShed #VoteOutRepublicans
President Donald Trump ordered the US Navy to shoot any boat putting mines in the Strait of Hormuz and vowed to step up efforts to clear the critical energy waterway.
🇮🇷 NYT: Mojtaba Khamenei has undergone three surgeries on one leg and may require a prosthetic.
He is recovering from hand surgery, while severe burns to his face and lips have made speaking difficult. Plastic surgery is expected.
The stock market is the sin now. The prediction markets, college betting and the stock market, trafficking and drugs are the crimes.
AI is not being used for the positive things in life.
Its sucking up. resources so a handful of brats can play space cowboys.
How much were the American golfers paid to move to the LIV tournie circuit?
I say we leave the Middle East.
Let them fix Gaza.
Let them mine for the mines
Let them. fix themselves. Dubai is very shiny, It will sell well..
I say we leave the Middle East.
Let them fix Gaza.
Let them mine for the mines
Let them. fix themselves. Dubai is very shiny, It will sell well..
UN warns of 'significant and severe' food crisis if Strait of Hormuz stays closed
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saw this one coming. Why is Iran now given control of the waterways? Its been 8 weeks of this so called war?
Was Tucker hiding in Hungary, and now has to show his face again? what about Bucky? how old is Bucky now?
