Hmmm. Seen in tiny village in Yorkshire. Is this Hot Fuzz or something.

Ok there’s a very real possibility I kidnapped my cat

Classy

People complain A LOT about Vercel pricing but I’ve got 20+ deployments on there for SME type businesses and I’m paying $35 a month.

Back when I was hosting Wordpress sites I’d be paying at least double that for a VPS for that many sites.

Next time my mum asks me what my job is I’m going to say this

How do girls have a shower without washing their hair? The temptation to put your head in the water is so high!

Well that’s Threads and Instagram deleted.

Literally the only way to to stay at a party past 10pm when you’re 30+

IDNOCLIPART

Day 3 of fog here in Manchester. Has made playing the Silent Hill 2 remake very immersive.

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No snow without at least 3 days of slush

We know

There’s too much to take in with this pic

Put it on the receipt

I feel you man. Chlamydia is not fun.

Yep. If you’re making an email signature or HTML email you’ve pretty much got to forget everything from 1998 onwards. It’s such a drag.

Into the notes app you go

Whatever you feel most comfortable on. For me the screen is more important than the computer. Eye strain is no joke

The reasons they always seem to give during the announcements are:

“Due to a shortage of train staff”

“Due to a unexpected change to the service timetable” - this one is funny because it reads like “it’s cancelled because it’s cancelled”

Fur and makeup

Dude. 26 days streak. My partner would murder me if I did that 😂

That Pac-Man one. I have notes haha.

He didn’t even get the cash reward (sent the note up the wrong chimney)

I think everyone would like this 😄

Just realised the Genmojis use your real eyes and it’s creeping me out!

Put your phone in a microwave. Just don’t forget you put it there.

Yes! iOS 18.2 is out. I can finally change my language settings back to proper English.

Colour.
Realise.
Aluminium.

Ahhh ☺️

December RSVPs are more like the concept of RSVPs

How do I delete someone else’s post?