The oldest known image of Keith Richards, published around 1140 AD ...

I crap on the Soviet Union as a failed authoritarian experiment.

I don’t know, man. I’m still trying to find you on GeoCities.

After my divorce from my ex, my therapist told me I wasn’t prepared for it because I was raised by the Cleavers. It feels relevant.

Depluralize a movie:

Woman on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown

The joke’s on us. They’re mallets.

Seriously. 12 oz, 16 oz, 20 oz, 4 lb, rubber, air, fretting hammer. I’m not a pro.

I love this thread and your wife sounds cool.

I can. I was watching ridiculous king fu movies in a bar. Four inch long eyebrows but no ear hair…

Without doubt, Penrose pickled sausage. After the sausages are gone, you pickle boiled eggs in the juice.

Not voting is a vote of sorts.

It should be said more often.

What alternative alignments did you consider?

Picture of the cover of All Politics Is Local by Tip O’Neill.

Nope. We should converge with the previous trajectory in a few years.

I’m sitting outside the old hosiery mill right now, but the bosses haven’t come back. Are the jobs skipping us and going straight to Lowell?

The thing is, by the time he pulls the bowl away, it’s already been pissed in a little bit.

Go to bed.

Preséntate con 5 conciertos a los que hayas ido.

The dBs
Bo Diddley y Ron Wood
Ian MacLagan
Bomba Estéreo
Diamante Negro

I knew several phone numbers before first grade.

Or paid $2k for the 10MB hard disk upgrade?

Slightly diminish a band:

The Smoldering Groovies

If Congress limits your term, and you attempt to hold office beyond that term, is your behavior, in fact, good?

Were you eating with David Brooks? Don’t do that.

I first read that as amateur Canadian.

Yes! Many people are asking what Beth was hiding about her past with Jim.

I opted for an emailed receipt and it filled up my inbox.

Wow, not even one. I’m not sure if I should feel proud or inadequate, but I’m thinking proud.

Was that a typo?

Thank you so much. How very lovely of you to have noticed.