Posts by shad
“I’m a goal crusher! I’m in the top 2% of global learners.” From my 2025 Duolingo year in review. Currently at 1740 days. Mostly German and Arabic, and recently, Mandarin.
the owl is low key mean though
i know everything i need to know about you based on what you do with your shopping cart
was just thinking that this might finally be outdated but this week proved me wrong 🫠
felt like asking chatGPT how often trump comes up in the epstein files (great idea,right? 😬) and it basically said “yeah his name comes up here and there but he’s not the main character.” i called bullshit and it just goes “it’s always good to double check!” 😑
racism isn’t dead but at least the racists lost last night
explain to me what a “meteoric rise” is
i get what they mean when they use it in a headline
but once they get here, i thought meteors just fell down
yo fuck dick cheney
listening to a speaker at our arts pd who definitely used chatgpt to write their speech 😔
make shiny hunting fun again
same 😭
pov: it’s wednesday morning, and local news stations are pronouncing the new mayor of new york’s name like a wifi password 😭
cliche executive officer
bro gatekeeping freedom of speech behind party affiliation is cringe af
art of the kneel
live life full of dramatic irony
hey people who work in food service, how illegal is it if my employer uses ring security cameras WITH AUDIO to monitor what everyone is doing? they never asked for consent from staff, and DEFINITELY NOT from customers
mustard service in brooklyn
mustard service!
asking for id to use the internet is as dystopian as it gets
you voted to keep funding genocide — resign.
boomers’ use of ellipses needs to be studied
my tiktok feels dystopian
1st video: starving gazans pleading for aid
2nd video: the man who admitted to being a fascist during his jubilee “debate” with medhi hassan is amazed that there are consequences for his actions
3rd video: some ad about a hoodie
4th video: influencers feigning a personality
a screenshot of my heavy rotation of artists on apple music including The Strokes, Vulfpeck, and Leonard Bernstein
the three genders
music off after closing at a restaurant is the clearest i can be that it’s time to go
end of year 6!
@stephencolbert.bsky.social turned into the character he used to portray on the colbert report the way he asked zohran questions that no other mayoral candidate would ever have been asked.
i’m being bullied by middle school teachers and it’s funny but that’s as specific as i feel like getting tysm
hey, don’t talk about global issues on the phone.
any updates from rockland county, NY?
a trans flag pasted on a brick wall depicting the Hogwarts Express train platform from Harry Potter at a bookstore in Georgia
found this in Decatur, Ga at little shop of stories over the weekend 🤭