holding eye contact with a jumping spider sitting in the sun on my palm. rescued her from my bathroom ceiling and relocated her to the garden, also saving my little sister from a terrible fate (needing to pee but there's a spider in the bathroom)

hope it helps! :3

i've found that it's a lot easier to add to repetitive intrusive thoughts than it is to try to banish them entirely. we get good at the things we practice, even being mean to ourselves. "i'm not good enough" could become "'i'm not good enough' is a lie i sometimes tell myself when i need a break."

danger would be such a pretty name for a girl

have urself a good ol Peanut Butter Spoon if ur feeling lazy

i talked to her for like 5 minutes on day 2. she talked about body parts in boxes and brought up blood 3 different times, so

well i somehow made it through all 3 days of orientation and onboarding shit for my new job without workplace harassmenting the other tranny in my hire group EVEN THOUGH she's clearly a little blood freak AND im twice her age

not sure, but i know that all of space falls under maritime law because 'international waters' is defined as any area farther than a certain distance from the shore of any country. direction isn't mentioned so once you're above that altitude, you're in international waters

me shopping for steel toe work boots: heh, sister stompers 😈

just got a job as a professional Package Handler 🫦

ur welcome dumbass

oh get tf up and do it, dork. it'll take 2 minutes and then you can just sleep smh

fine motor control go brrrrr

oh no, it's so easy to start, we can do it right now. just get comfortable, take a deep breath, exhale, and look into my eyes

way! you totally would! you'd love it, it's so much fun

a little eye contact is all you need to apply, dear. just loook into my eyes and everything will be aaalright

theeere's a good thrall~

uh huh, you really could, huh? you put things. here, just gaze into my pretty eyes and relax. just look into my eyes and you won't have to worry about aaaanything at all anymore.

slipped off my panties at the end of the day and handed them to my little sister. caught her sniffing them two seconds later and she blushed really hard

a bottom so pathetic even other bottoms want to top it. many such cases, of course. together, these hormonal wretches form a cluster of pitiful souls locked in an eternal race for the bottom of the bottom pile

need me a girl who can generate lift

little sisters are for disassembling

what's up nerd? doing more little kid stuff for babies? pfff get real. get good. *headlocks u and messes up ur hair* hahaaa ha *shoves u* nerd! ha

dick girl? more like richard woman wait

im just here to smoke bong and suck dong

dumb smart girls. girls who are highly intelligent and possessed of myriad knowledge, who are also as dumb as a fucking brick. 😏💦

she seize on my means of production until i guillotine the bourgeoisie in the town square

im talkin about my pennes

while we're getting ready to seize the means of production, anybody wanna seize my means of reproduction?

(flirting): you would make a great thrall,,,,