Alto Clef: The C is right here, dipshit!

"Magataotao" on Twitter writes: "I am Catholic. This👇is not my Pope." Attached is a video of the Pope saying that we should search for peace and reject war. A community note under their tweet says: "You are not a Catholic if you do not accept the Pope, but rather a schismatic. Canon 751: “Schism is the refusal of submission to the Supreme Pontiff,” ie. the Pope. https://www.vatican.va/archive/cod-iuris-canonici/eng/documents/cic_lib3-cann747-755_en.html"

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

ecommerce is back baby!!

“yall act like u never hugged an italian person before!” - eminem

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this is pretty much her fault lol

it’s not the government’s job to parent children. that’s the parent’s job. it’s the government’s job to enforce that the parents do their job. which they currently do not. probably the opposite, actually.

fix the country by fixing the next generation and just wait.

real question do you think aliens would be aware of psychoactives? are drugs on every planet?

as a dev currently working on a subscription system this is a big deal for us. should be just as easy to subscribe as to unsubscribe. nobody appreciates being socially engineered…

1 big benefit of native iOS subscriptions is this is handled for us automatically on apple devices…% cut a bit big tho.

my dad was a CEO and did this too, plus other perks. i accused him of being a communist as a kid. he replied: “capitalists can have a little communism, as a treat!”

a close up of a man 's face with a sad look on his face . ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a sad look on his face .

zia: we gon take over all o stone mountain

me:

i’m pretty sure race communism is just Formula 1.

lol i’m 99% sure that pic supposed to be “maude” is actually a shot from golden girls…the kitchen looks the same.

me and @psychedeli.ca

OMG LMFAO

this is pretty neat :) i like the `cmd` script a lot...something like that makes it a WHOLE lot easier to adopt the command line. no more aliases?

a man and a woman are talking in a baseball field and the woman says there 's no crying in baseball .. ALT: a man and a woman are talking in a baseball field and the woman says there 's no crying in baseball ..

"are you crying?? there's no crying in space!!"

dad: so whats the deal with the war

me: *speaks for 5 min*

dad: wow that is an impressive analysis

me: thanks I took it from a person I follow online who is a subject matter expert

dad: oh whats their name

me: They are a cartoon dog wearing underwear as a face mask called Piss Prevail On Earth

If the Iranians really want to fuck with us they should offer to open the straights in return for Trump’s resignation.

this isn’t even an “everything is going to be okay” post, it’s just an “everything is going to keep going and you are going to keep going with it until you don’t, and by then you aren’t going to need to worry about it”, this website needs more camus

핵미사일 쏜다는데 씨발새끼야 나가서 도로에 들어누워서라도 막아야하는거 아니냐 니가? 배 처부르게 먹고와서 등따신 소 리 삐약삐약 하는게 아니라? 태어나서 입으로 뿌직뿌직 똥싸는거 말고 하는게 뭐야

They're talking about launching a * fucking nuclear missile-shouldn't *you* be the one out there, lying down in the middle of the road if you have to, to stop it? Instead of coming back with your belly stuffed full just to chirp out some cozy, self-satisfied bullshit? What the hell have you actually done with your life since you were born, other than shitting out of your mouth?

This owns, tbh

she's pretty calm and reasonable i don't think i'd be this calm i think there'd be a lot more violent threats against whichever AI "company" is doing this (it's probably just some douchebag developer)

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this post will tear us apart, oh yeah

a very Norm Macdonald joke about bread YouTube video by I Didn't Even Know He Was Sick

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to be fair, most SQL servers have terrible error messaging whereas Rust's errors are not only excellent, a lot of the time you can just see them in the editor without having to compile the whole thing.

This is feminist scholarship, to me. A dissertation in a tweet

Introducing Tap: Repository Synchronization Made Simple - AT Protocol We recently released Tap, a tool designed to handle the hard parts of repo synchronization, so you can focus on building your application.

it’s actually pretty easy (some of us even did it by accident) to backfill the entire network using Tap: atproto.com/blog/introdu...

i also believe there are a few leaflets out there sharing LOE and cost breakdown for running your own appview/relay/PLC.

sent you a DM but we’ve been working on tracklist lexicons for a bit now so it would be great to collab and come up with a common shape to make things easier!

i don’t know you personally but please don’t use such crass and crude language like “clever” to describe your code. you’re better than that. i believe in you!