i know pretty much every job just becomes a job no matter how awesome but holy shit dude you really are outsourcing one of the coolest jobs on the planet that people would kill to do

thanks to technology i no longer have to sit around with the fellas (gender neutral) and imagine what players would look like in our uniforms and how theyd fit in our system, thakn you clsude

its just that evaluating draft picks sounds like the most fun part of the job, it sounds like the whole thing you would dream about doing when you would fantasize about being an nfl gm

still can’t believe that given the choice between “bountiful, free, clean energy from the earth, wind, and sun” and “poisonous dead animal sludge price sensitive to global politics” we keep choosing the latter

happy 4/20 president trump

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Hungarian taxpayers paid American “post-liberal” Rod Dreher $105,000 last year to produce propaganda for Orban’s regime. www.jaccusepaper.co.uk/p/the-strang...

"holy shit! you were censored for believing in God?"

LOL no, not that

"for thinking it's appropriate to observe religious holidays in the workplace?"

haha no not that

"Which religious beliefs, exactly?"

oh, you know the ones

The Onion!Infowars Store having both a "turn your piss into gold" and a "turn your gold into piss" product currently "sold out" is an extremely good bit.

A clip from The New York Times reads: "But only the entities that officially paid the tariffs are eligible to recover that money. That means that the fuller universe of people affected by Mr. Trump’s policies — including millions of Americans who paid higher prices for the products they bought — are not able to apply for direct relief. The extent to which consumers realize any gain hinges on whether businesses share the proceeds, something that few have publicly committed to do. Some have started to band together in class-action lawsuits in the hopes of receiving a payout."

The average American family paid $1,700 in tariffs last year, according to the bipartisan Congressional Joint Economic Committee. Few will ever see any of that money back. The refunds will go to companies, if doled out at all. What a joke.

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lmao

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it is legitimately unfathomable how the US squandered its significant EV early lead primarily through entirely backwards short-sighted policy decisions in support of the oil industry which likely has already set the stages of the US auto industry's demise. a death in slow motion.

stock market surges as donald trump weighs in on nfl measure to eliminate the tush push, strait of hormuz to remain closed indefinitely

juat are you talking about

whats so crazy to me is the only job that chatbots could actually eliminate right now is ceo, every company could save millions today right now by replacing their ceo with a computer program that just parrots what other ceos say

Articles about Jared Kushner's diplomatic role with Iran that mention Kushner has received billions from the Saudi government (2/28-4/19):

NYT: 5 of 58
WashPost: 1 of 43
WSJ: 0 of 40
AP: 0 of 26
CNN Wire: 0 of 18
NY Post: 0 of 17
Chicago Tribune: 0 of 4
LA Times: 0 of 4
Boston Globe: 0 of 2

Anyone know whether today is a ‘ceasefire’ day or a ‘destroy your civilisation’ day yet?

how is this literally happening in real life

A grid photo of 16 different characters all played by the legend Tim Curry.

Tim Curry, the absolute legend, turns 80 today. This man took huge swings.

I mean, of course that’s what happening. It’s been clear the whole time

i dont understand, 2 days ago i was told there was a deal, i was told it was over and we got everything we wanted, i was told the strait would never be closed again, i was told all this just as markets were hitting their stride on friday afternoon

you actually are out of lock step with the american people, just not in the way that you think

im really sick of democratic politicians taking shits on their supporters and giving oxygen to fascist garbage as a political stunt to further their personal careers

…until they start giving it oxygen with these bull shit critiques. your criticism of a democratic party that doesnt exist is doing more harm to the partys electoral chances than the made up thing youre criticizing

we’ve reached a point where democratic hopefuls think they can prove they have national appeal by publicly criticizing a wing of the party that exists only in the minds of on right-wing podcasters…

even yesterday when he announced it, no one not even his biggest haters were questioning if a deal existed it was more about how screwed over we would be when the details emerged, its so totally bat shit

its insane