You ever notice how in the Superman the Movie poster, he's got one fist out, and on Superman II he's got two fists out? Well BUCKLE UP, I gave him three and four fists for Superman III and Superman IV, respectively. Hilarious!
They're cowards for not doing this.
Me: [idly looking up info on popes]
Wikipedia: This list is incomplete; you can help expand it.
Me: wut?
Wikipedia: [lifts eyebrows suggestively]
This is a dance off. If you see this, repost a dance or you are eliminated
Drop your crime fighting Catholics
Paved
Teens on school trips
Golf game. Chyron at bottom says UPDATE TODAY IS MY LAST DAY AT ESPN WATCH THIS SPACE
Golf game, chyron says NFL ASSBOOBS 69 SEXFART 69 F
my personal fave
BRYSON BARNES GREW UP RAISING APPROXIMATELY 12,000 PIG& MOST IN FBS PROGHAM ALEST Memainder of CFB: 6 Oslshoma at Kan
THREAD: Quality TV sports graphics
The granola from this recipe ( www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/bobb... ) has been my go-to for over a decade. I usually skip the mango but I bet in any configuration it would absolutely slay in oatmeal.
I have seen one good example of this plate
Reportedly the Cardinal merely responded in Latin, "Si Deus." The US official looked at him puzzled and said, "Si Deus what?" The Cardinal replied, "Si Deus Nutus."
I'd like to change my answer. Instead of "Knives Out but everyone except Daniel Craig is a Muppet", I propose "The Fifth Element but everyone except for Bruce Willis is a Muppet" as the best answer.
I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. That bird's an asshole! 😂😂😂😂😂
Best with volume up.
Shortlist of actors for TNG
Head of Klingon Worf from Star Trek The Next Generation photoshopped onto the body of a fisherman wearing a yellow set of waiters and holding big ass fish. Maybe trout. I don't fucking know. It's spotted and grey/silver and has a blunted beak-like mouth
Had to make it. Fishermans Worf 🖖
losing contact with the earth for 40 minutes sounds nice
Absolute cinema watching that jar of Nutella escape contain behind the backs of the astronauts after packing other things away
Ed Baldwin eating spaghetti with a lot of cheese
for every 20 likes, I will give Ed Baldwin more cheese on his spaghetti
Philadelphia should name its WNBA franchise the "Dawn," not only because of Dawn Staley but also because it will be incredible to hear Philadelphians say that word.
Somewhere up in heaven, Richard Scarry is like “fuck yeah, told you so”: www.bbc.com/news/world-u...
Artemis ii
Stonepenis
What are we doing here, Burlington VT
I learned today that there’s a copy of the script of the episode of The Simpsons where Nelson knocks over the Sunsphere in Knoxville Tennessee in the (still standing) Sunsphere in Knoxville Tennessee.
Michigan Final Four shirt
I love this Michigan Final Four shirt, because the way the bench players are inset and colored it looks as if they passed away during the season
Win it all for our Fallen 7
What the fuck did I just eat
nine inch nails pretty freight machine
Best railcar graffiti I've ever seen
Frank Herbert's Dune
